When I'm on the highway,

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  1. deverrant

    deverrant VIP Extreme Gold

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    and some wisenheimer thinks he (or she) is gonna get ahead of a line of cars by passing on the RIGHT then cutting back in, I specifically don't let them. Fuck you.
     
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    idiotbox Looking for a dime and found a quarter. VIP

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    do you distract them by showing them your tits? it would work for me.
     
  3. Onion

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    Road Rage. YES.
     
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    Yeah
     
  5. deverrant

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    Also when I see those big speed limit signs with a digital read of "your" speed on it, I try to go as fast as I can and make it blink*.

    I hate when people slow down for those things. It's obviously there IN PLACE of a cop. The blinking sign is powerless.





    *Doesn't always work though, because I don't think those things are terribly accurate... especially on a multi-lane highway.
     
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    i like the way you talk
     
  7. Billy Brown

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    Don't fuck with Dev.
     
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    deverrant VIP Extreme Gold

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    It's just really annoying. I had it happen like, 5 times yesterday. Unfortunately sometimes they get away with it. Douches. :what:
     
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    shouldnt you already be in the right hand lane? :dontknow:
    and if your willing to go faster to try and piss off people just drive faster
     
  10. Reggae Mistress

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    I keep hearing Judas Priest's "Breaking the Law" playing in my head :jj:
     
  11. Lucky Pierre

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    yes, but...

    what if there is a slower driver in the left lane who is refusing to move over? Sometimes you're forced to pass on the right. Or, in this same scenario, maybe you're 2nd or 3rd in line behind this slow truck and the two cars ahead of you aren't doing anything, just driving nice and slow behind the truck? Again, you pass on the right not because you want to but because no one is doing anything.
     
  12. PLZ callmeTED

    PLZ callmeTED National Treasure Gold

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    What if the car had a passenger that was about to give birth?

    How would it make you feel to know that they were stuck on the freeway giving birth in the backseat of an '82 Fiat all because of you?
     
  13. freds

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    i think it's funny that Dev said "wisenheimer."
     
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    TED is obviously a wisenheimer.
     
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    that's what i meant
     
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    you're more subtle. didn't mean to step on your line.
     
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    bjews is a little too smart for some of us.
     
  18. PLZ callmeTED

    PLZ callmeTED National Treasure Gold

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    Well, yeah.

    Of course, I'd like to kick dudes in the nuts that text while driving.

    Drives me nuts.
     
  19. beatlejaws

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    i'm glad you clarified.
     
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    I block half the shoulder with my truck when people start to use it in traffic jams, too. It's so fucking fun watching people get enraged laying on their horns and waving their arms around. :giggle: