When is the Birds and the Bees talk appropriate?

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Shivvy, Aug 23, 2013.

  1. Shivvy

    Shivvy 100k Post Club

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    My son's in 5th grade. When's the right age?
     
  2. Daveindiego

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    DVD and some 'alone time' should do the trick.
     
  3. Mlaw

    Mlaw Quite Contrarian Gold

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  4. Shivvy

    Shivvy 100k Post Club

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    Really?
     
  5. FunnyFarm2

    FunnyFarm2 voice of reason VIP Gold

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    He already knows.

    You mission now is to find out just how much he knows to separate fact from fiction.
     
  6. FunnyFarm2

    FunnyFarm2 voice of reason VIP Gold

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    Did you not learn anything from the "what age did you start to jerk off" thread?
     
  7. Schmoopy

    Schmoopy Shit Mult Hunter

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    I hope you already taught him how to hold a brush the right way.
     
  8. Mack

    Mack Well-Known Member

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    says the guy who bragged about getting teenage girls drunk and having sex with them when he was in the Navy (which he later deserted).
     
  9. Shivvy

    Shivvy 100k Post Club

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    :lol:
     
  10. Schmoopy

    Schmoopy Shit Mult Hunter

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    Fake :lol:


    :lol:
     
  11. Stew Nod

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    At least a year before their pathetic creepy old neighbor assaults them with a hairbrush :grad:
     
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    Public school teaches that shit bro. No worries he is all set.
     
  13. Splash

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    :lol: