When is the Birds and the Bees talk appropriate?

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  1. Shivvy

    Shivvy VIP Extreme Gold

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    My son's in 5th grade. When's the right age?
     
  2. Daveindiego

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    DVD and some 'alone time' should do the trick.
     
  3. Mlaw

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  4. Shivvy

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    Really?
     
  5. FunnyFarm2

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    He already knows.

    You mission now is to find out just how much he knows to separate fact from fiction.
     
  6. FunnyFarm2

    FunnyFarm2 Big Southern Dummy VIP Gold

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    Did you not learn anything from the "what age did you start to jerk off" thread?
     
  7. Schmoopy

    Schmoopy Shit Mult Hunter 2010 OG Gold

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    I hope you already taught him how to hold a brush the right way.
     
  8. Mack

    Mack Well-Known Member 2010 OG VIP

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    says the guy who bragged about getting teenage girls drunk and having sex with them when he was in the Navy (which he later deserted).
     
  9. Shivvy

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    :lol:
     
  10. Schmoopy

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    Fake :lol:


    :lol:
     
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    At least a year before their pathetic creepy old neighbor assaults them with a hairbrush :grad:
     
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    Public school teaches that shit bro. No worries he is all set.
     
  13. Splash

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    :lol: