When is the last time anyone here laid down on their own floor?

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  1. Mr Pink

    Mr Pink Well-Known Member

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    I'll go first. I had a part time job as a favor to a friend -- and it was kind of fun too -- working in a metal fabrication shop, in a metal building, without AC, in the dead of Houston summer.

    Heavy metal, large machines that can maim you, heat from welding torches, sparks from the plasma cutter punches, programmable band saws.

    Drenched in sweat by the time the day was done.

    Drove home in a very relaxed state of fatigue. Got to my place, opened the door, made it just over to the carpet to become one with the floor out of sheer exhaustion. Laid down and closed my eyes, felt the most relaxed ever...in a good way

    Eventually he didn't need my help anymore

    Sooo, I assume this is the same satisfying feeling Beth gets when she flops down on her fur carpet with a cat and camera phone after doing the mind blowing things she does all day
     
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    HORSETOOTHED Well-Known Member

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    I don't remember but I know I was drunk.
     
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    last night bout 12:15am

    and probably in about 45 minutss

    whats the big deal?
     
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    I did two weeks ago. But I was pretty shitfaced and was having a hard time making it to my bed
     
  5. Jayla

    Jayla Ou ai-je l'esprit? Gold

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    You better slow down, Drunky.
     
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    Just to play with my dog. Which I love, have had for over ten years & will never give away.....even after she is no longer cute. The floor that I lay on for those brief moments is in a home that I share with my loving wife that we built by owning a business that we both run. After long days of work and seeing off the endless stream of family that often visit and cooking our own meals and cleaning. Kind of the complete opposite of the whore we speak of.....:coffee:
     
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    Yeah -same here.
    And I got dizzy & shit ... not literally mind you...
    But the floor, she felt good.
     
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    I was sitting on my sis in laws floor last night watching old family movies-good times! No kit'ens in sight :slick:
     
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    the carpet tacks punctured the blow up doll
     
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    smichal A1 Dick Game

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    I don't ever remember doing so.
    There are other things around to sit on.. bed... sofa...etc
     
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    Mr Fantastic Found Nemo VIP

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    my own floor? been a long while.
     
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    LaserT You have to have fun.

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    A lot recently. I'm just off of neck surgery. :snicker:
     
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    few weeks ago withdrawing off drugs happens once a month or so
     
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    Pooh bear Well-Known Member VIP

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    How are you feeling Mister??!
     
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    LaserT You have to have fun.

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    Feeling good Pooh. Will feel better when I'm back on the ice.;)
     
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    One day at a time! :2kbill:
     
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    I do it everyday

    @WFTis wrongWithJooPeeeplez
     
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    Stew Nod Well-Known Member Banned User

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    It's your natural state FTR
     
  19. Mr Pink

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    Beth does too.

    I keep a clean house but the floor is still the floor. Especially if you have cats.
     
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    Friday night...... but then again, I dont have 20 cats
     
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