WTF When is the last time you got a lap dance from a stripper?

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  1. baltimore mike

    baltimore mike Well-Known Member POTY The Bar

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    A few years for me
     
  2. John Mahlin

    John Mahlin These go to eleven Gold

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    Never.
     
  3. Anfkid

    Anfkid Blue Banner Mafia Staff Member

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    gwartney Is there gas in the car? Gold

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    I'm gonna say 10. But there's this girl at work that likes to stir up the old guys and she rubs around me sometimes.
     
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    FSFN Well-Known Member

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    I'm getting one right now
     
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    Dlist Well-Known Member VIP

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    Same here.
     
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  7. baltimore mike

    baltimore mike Well-Known Member POTY The Bar

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    that's not me
     
  8. baltimore mike

    baltimore mike Well-Known Member POTY The Bar

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    a black almost made me cum once
     
  9. MilkyDischarge

    MilkyDischarge The "Fuckin' cockroach infestation!" Gold

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    Does your floor now look like this-
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  10. Apple the cat

    Apple the cat Moral conscience of the Shed

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    The only reason for that is with that big belly you no longer have a lap Mike.
     
  11. Kool

    Kool Well-Known Member Banned User

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    About 10 yrs, a bad black stripper but was turned off when she started moving her cheeks separately, I'm not into that
     
  12. baltimore mike

    baltimore mike Well-Known Member POTY The Bar

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    Please not in from of the Stern Chat people
     
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    Not yet, I can hold out
     
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    5 minutes ago
     
  15. A Succulent Chinese Meal

    A Succulent Chinese Meal Happy Thanksgiving! VIP

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    Guy?
     
  16. baltimore mike

    baltimore mike Well-Known Member POTY The Bar

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    NO!
     
  17. Anfkid

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    [​IMG]
     
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    joe361 Well-Known Member Banned User

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    Maybe tonight. It's amateur night at a strip club near me. :mami:
     
  19. A Succulent Chinese Meal

    A Succulent Chinese Meal Happy Thanksgiving! VIP

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    Where's the one animated gif of the gerbil crawling out of Mike's butt?
     
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  20. JameGumb

    JameGumb We're all out of toner!

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    About 3 weeks ago. Full naked. I Got to feel her tits and ass up. Best 45 bucks I ever spent.