when is the last time you got laid?

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by baltimore mike, Nov 28, 2015.

  1. baltimore mike

    baltimore mike VIP Extreme Gold

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    Two weeks for me
     
  2. Anfkid

    Anfkid Blue Banner Mafia Staff Member

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    3 years.
     
  3. baltimore mike

    baltimore mike VIP Extreme Gold

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    Be srs
     
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    I am. My junk is broken mah brotha.
     
  5. Mack

    Mack Well-Known Member VIP

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    What time is it now?
     
  6. RH Goatcabin

    RH Goatcabin Unknown Member VIP

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    I got a driveby blow job two weeks ago, does that count?
     
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    Mack Well-Known Member VIP

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    about 12 hours ago.
     
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    I was driving home one night after the bars.. At a red light this old dude in a red mustang had a fully naked chick in the front seat blowin him. I looked over mouth hangin open they both waved and took off :jj:
     
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    last sunday.
     
  11. RH Goatcabin

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    We weren't actually driving, she drove by my house. The convenience store nearby was the only place that carried her fave ice cream, she swung by, took care of bidness and went and got her ice cream...

    :jj:
     
  12. MONK

    MONK The fuck? Staff Member Chimp In Charge

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    Just put my daughter down for a nap. Going to shower then get laid. So in about 20 minutes. :dance:
     
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    Ice cream n' a blowjob sounds better than steak n' a blowjob anyway. Good job.
     
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    I do what I can. :hat:
     
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  15. JameGumb

    JameGumb We're all out of toner!

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    Last Saturday. When the last time you jacked Mike?
     
  16. Ridic

    Ridic Too ridic to quit Banned User

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    Same. I don't know if I should now use the lo5 or console smiley in this situation.
     
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  17. nfbuckeye

    nfbuckeye Cry havoc, and let slip the dogs of war. VIP

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    What was his name?
     
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    @Bye You!
     
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  20. Bye You!

    Bye You! The n word guy Gold

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    Lol sounds about right.
     
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