Entertainment When is the last time you masturbated?

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Last time I masturbated was

  1. Within the last 24 hours

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  2. Within the last week

    18 vote(s)
    21.7%
  3. Within the last month

    4 vote(s)
    4.8%
  4. Within the last year

    6 vote(s)
    7.2%
  5. Been a very long time.

    4 vote(s)
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  6. I love Shiv

    5 vote(s)
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  1. Shivvy

    Shivvy VIP Extreme Gold

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    Be honest. Poll will be private
     
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    Joe Bauers Well-Known Member

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    Me or somebody else ? :uvag:
     
  3. bennymuso

    bennymuso Put the Lotion in the Basket Gold

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    Right now.
     
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    sstressed Well-Known Member VIP

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    what time is it?
     
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    Shivvy VIP Extreme Gold

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    Women can vote too :hhh:
     
  6. GLguygardner

    GLguygardner I can afford $5 you bastards!!! 2010 OG VIP

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    My fingers are still gooey typing this:prancing:
     
  7. beetlejosh

    beetlejosh Naw man, I don't eat dragon. Gold

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    I never stop.
    I cut holes in my pockets for 24hr access.

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    HS Cult Leader Elite Member Gold

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    Shivvy VIP Extreme Gold

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    It's been a while. I've been getting laid very regularly lately. It's great.
     
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    Shivvy VIP Extreme Gold

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    :lo5:
     
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    check1 Well-Known Member Banned User

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    You must be fucking more than 3 times per day!
     
  13. EddyG

    EddyG Well-Known Member

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    wife or I always too tired or stressed. And I want porn lesbians more than I want her so,they get my time.
     
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    pickles3000 Well-Known Member Banned User

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    :jj:
     
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    RenchFries Well-Known Member

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    Last week the average was almost twice a day for the entire week. 3 times not yet. Gf is still a little stressed from work.
     
  17. check1

    check1 Well-Known Member Banned User

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    Ah. I was going to say...I'd have to have sex twice a day to never jerk off. Hell, the other night the wife and I had sex and I jerked of two hours later :)
     
  18. sumtexan

    sumtexan Consentido de Dios Gold

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    Ok, now you're just bragging....
     
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    i cant go that many times anymore
     
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    they are slimmer,have firmer tits too. And in my mind,I am there with them,when they go behind each other and lick away.Bless those fucking bitches for their hotness.
     
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