Entertainment When is the last time you masturbated?

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Last time I masturbated was

  1. Within the last 24 hours

    50 vote(s)
    60.2%
  2. Within the last week

    18 vote(s)
    21.7%
  3. Within the last month

    4 vote(s)
    4.8%
  4. Within the last year

    6 vote(s)
    7.2%
  5. Been a very long time.

    4 vote(s)
    4.8%
  6. I love Shiv

    5 vote(s)
    6.0%
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  1. Shivvy

    Shivvy Well-Known Member Banned User

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    Be honest. Poll will be private
     
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    Joe Bauers Well-Known Member

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    Me or somebody else ? :uvag:
     
  3. bennymuso

    bennymuso England's Finest Gold

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    Right now.
     
  4. sstressed

    sstressed enhancement toker

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    what time is it?
     
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  5. Shivvy

    Shivvy Well-Known Member Banned User

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    Women can vote too :hhh:
     
  6. GLguygardner

    GLguygardner "I break bread, ribs, hundred dollar bills..."

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    My fingers are still gooey typing this:prancing:
     
  7. beetlejosh

    beetlejosh Do I look like I'm not stupid, Sal?! Gold

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    I never stop.
    I cut holes in my pockets for 24hr access.

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  8. HS Cult Leader

    HS Cult Leader Elite Member

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  9. Shivvy

    Shivvy Well-Known Member Banned User

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    RenchFries Official Dawgshed Dutch representative

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    It's been a while. I've been getting laid very regularly lately. It's great.
     
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  11. Shivvy

    Shivvy Well-Known Member Banned User

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    :lo5:
     
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    check1 Well-Known Member Banned User

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    You must be fucking more than 3 times per day!
     
  13. EddyG

    EddyG Well-Known Member

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    wife or I always too tired or stressed. And I want porn lesbians more than I want her so,they get my time.
     
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    Shivvy Well-Known Member Banned User

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    :jj:
     
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    RenchFries Official Dawgshed Dutch representative

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    Last week the average was almost twice a day for the entire week. 3 times not yet. Gf is still a little stressed from work.
     
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    check1 Well-Known Member Banned User

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    Ah. I was going to say...I'd have to have sex twice a day to never jerk off. Hell, the other night the wife and I had sex and I jerked of two hours later :)
     
  18. sumtexan

    sumtexan Consentido de Dios Gold

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    Ok, now you're just bragging....
     
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    Shivvy Well-Known Member Banned User

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    i cant go that many times anymore
     
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    they are slimmer,have firmer tits too. And in my mind,I am there with them,when they go behind each other and lick away.Bless those fucking bitches for their hotness.
     
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