When its cold out you can see your breath

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  1. LonghornJ

    LonghornJ VIP Extreme Gold

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    Why can't you see your farts? A fart should be at least as warm as your breath... probably even hotter.

    Thank you.
     
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    Zarathustra Well-Known Member

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    I imagine you can. Get naked and try it out.
     
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    Shivvy Well-Known Member Banned User

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    I've wondered the same thing and been afraid to fart outside :jj:
     
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    I may go buy some dried apricots and check this out... those things bring the thunder.
     
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    Gomez Well-Known Member

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    one time I farted into a bottle, sealed it up and put it in the freezer. A month later I opened it up and it smelled like a fart. The Science of Fart Molecules. :grad:
     
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    Fried eggs with baked beans on the side. Take my word for it.
     
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    lolwtf
     
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    :chair:
     
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    goddammit. :facepalm: Farts are dry and breath has moisture. You are seeing the moisture.
     
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    is that real? :jj:
     
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    We need big voluminous farts for this not horrible egg farts.
     
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    LonghornJ VIP Extreme Gold

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    Look at Bill Nye over here.
     
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    Shivvy Well-Known Member Banned User

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    speaking of bacon, we were at Yankee Candle and they have a bacon scented one. so gross
     
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    I have one. :c

    I also have a jelly donut candle.
     
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    LonghornJ VIP Extreme Gold

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    So maybe we need a wet fart...
     
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    Avery Well-Known Member Banned User

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    Drink some Steel Reserve with your apricots.
     
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    Sounds like we may need to lay some newspaper down for this...
     
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    You made me Google.


    No. :sad:
     
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    A Paul Krugman article...