When last we saw Swifty....

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  1. Daveindiego

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    Things were not to awesome for him.
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    Daveindiego Confirmed Internet Legend Banned User

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    But today....

    he got a new haircut, and he's looking sharp.

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    Daveindiego Confirmed Internet Legend Banned User

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    I didn't even beat him that badly for getting onto my pillow again. :smile:
     
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    Did you get his nuts waxed?
     
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  5. Daveindiego

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    Everything.

    Well, I did tell them to take it easy on the b-hole, as it was/is still a little tender after last weeks blowout.
     
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    idiotbox Looking for a dime and found a quarter. VIP

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    Jokes seem to write themselves.
     
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  8. PLZ callmeTED

    PLZ callmeTED National Treasure Gold

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    What I could do with this post.

    Fuck it.


    I'm glad your dog is ok, Dave.
     
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    please don't feed the animals.
     
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    Swifty looks ready to take on the neighborhood once again!
     
  12. Daveindiego

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    Last weeks blowout was clearly and well documented.

    Not much you could do with it. :coffee:
     
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    That's the look of a dog who's just had a finger in his butt.
     
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    Fuckin' Swifty looks like Yoda's grandmother, ffs. :jj:
     
  15. PLZ callmeTED

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    I stopped myself.

    Oh, but the urge was there.
     
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    Dave's got one of them fancy pillows with the hollow middle.

    i tried them. they're only fit for dogs.
     
  17. Daveindiego

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    Wait til the neighborhood gets a load of Swifty. :wub:
     
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    Trust me.
     
  19. Daveindiego

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    He had the sense to stay off the primary pillow. He was on the secondary.

    But still.
     
  20. Daveindiego

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    Swiftys world, I'm just living in it.

    :davetoke:
     
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