when my bro was around 9 or 10 years old. he showed all the neighborhood kids my parents sex toys

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  1. Shivvy

    Shivvy Well-Known Member

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    very embarrassing stuff. he brought them right up to their room and opened the night stand. BOOM. there everything was. cum rag, butt plugs, vibrator, the whole deal. :facepalm:
     
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    Shivvy Well-Known Member

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    he did dumb shit like that.
     
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    A neighborhood kid used to show me nude pics of his Mom that he found in his parent's closet.

    Of course I stole a few of them and showed the entire neighborhood.
     
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    Mr. Potato Head ~Would Like to Play~ Gold

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    Your mom took it in the ass. :yes:








    Or your dad did.:bigthink
     
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    Mlaw Quite Contrarian VIP Gold

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    Not his mom :whistle:
     
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    Did anyone sniff the toys?
     
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    Shivvy Well-Known Member

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    :eek:
     
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    Chief2Kick I'm all sixes & sevens & nines Staff Member

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    Any hair brushes?
     
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    Shivvy Well-Known Member

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    ya
     
  12. A Succulent Chinese Meal

    A Succulent Chinese Meal Oh, that's a nice headlock, sir. VIP

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    You could get multiple uses out of a cum rag in the early 1980s.
     
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    After a week you could use it as a frisbee
     
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    Shivvy Well-Known Member

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    i still do. been using the same rag diaper for 15 years :yes:
     
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    :surprised:
     
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    A Succulent Chinese Meal Oh, that's a nice headlock, sir. VIP

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    i wash it you nasty fuckers
     
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    hsdramaqueen It takes horns to hold up my halo

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    Jeez. You're parents were wild.
     
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    Catholics
     
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    hsdramaqueen It takes horns to hold up my halo

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    I have been wondering lately why we go through so many tissues. I was yelling about it last week. In the bathroom my son uses. Then I realized. He is 13 :facepalm: