When My Last Relationship Started Going Downhill

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  1. blairg

    blairg loving Mari

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    We were staying at her moms appartment for the night, I forget exactly why, but her mom was there. I had to park at the mall beside the building because there were no free spots. I got all jacked up on coke and went out to the beer store and bought a 6 back, went to the porn store and bought a porno magazine and a pocket pussy. Went and stayed in my car in the mall parking lots drinking beer and masturbating and went into the apartment when they were all asleep. She went to move my car into the apartment parking lot the next morning and found the porn and pocket pussy and empty beer cans. She came upstairs and started punching the shit out me. We actually last 6 months after that, but it was all downhill.
     
  2. ChuckZ

    ChuckZ You're so pusillanimous, oh yea.

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  3. Lever

    Lever New Member Banned User

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    You must spread some reputation around before giving it to Blairg again! errr
     
  4. Motoflou

    Motoflou New Member

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    Is she still single?

    :c
     
  5. blairg

    blairg loving Mari

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    Dunno, that was like 2 years ago :suicide:
     
  6. blairg

    blairg loving Mari

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    :mad:
     
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    Napoleon V2 New Member Banned User

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    wtf bro how does that even happen?
     
  8. blairg

    blairg loving Mari

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    I was out of control I guess :dontknow:
     
  9. jobbey

    jobbey Well-Known Member VIP

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    lmfao... is a true matt dillon story?
     
  10. Mr. Potato Head

    Mr. Potato Head ~Would Like to Play~ Gold

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    Did you put your finger in her asshole?
     
  11. deidler

    deidler New Member

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    What's her DS name I wanna rep her?
     
  12. Butcher

    Butcher ?

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    Is this another story about those calcium bulbs on your nutsack?
     
  13. banksy

    banksy Eat Ritz

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    blairg's stories > anyone else's. srs. :D
     
  14. blairg

    blairg loving Mari

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    :scratch:
     
  15. blairg

    blairg loving Mari

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    I doubt she posts here :coffee:
     
  16. blairg

    blairg loving Mari

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    I wish, that's much less embarrassing. Did you see the pics though? :)
     
  17. Butcher

    Butcher ?

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    I missed those :facepalm:
     
  18. blairg

    blairg loving Mari

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    You wanna talk about fucking awkward around her mom after that? She told her all about it that day because she had planned on breaking up with me right away.
     
  19. blairg

    blairg loving Mari

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    They weren't great, every try to take a picture of your balls with a webcam?
     
  20. darthnilus

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    what kind of beer was it?