When My Last Relationship Started Going Downhill

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by blairg, Feb 10, 2012.

  1. blairg

    blairg loving Mari VIP

    Reputations:
    4,993
    Joined:
    Dec 13, 2011
    Messages:
    43,088
    Likes Received:
    1,217
    We were staying at her moms appartment for the night, I forget exactly why, but her mom was there. I had to park at the mall beside the building because there were no free spots. I got all jacked up on coke and went out to the beer store and bought a 6 back, went to the porn store and bought a porno magazine and a pocket pussy. Went and stayed in my car in the mall parking lots drinking beer and masturbating and went into the apartment when they were all asleep. She went to move my car into the apartment parking lot the next morning and found the porn and pocket pussy and empty beer cans. She came upstairs and started punching the shit out me. We actually last 6 months after that, but it was all downhill.
     
  2. scrambler

    scrambler Well-Known Member 2010 OG

    Reputations:
    97,120
    Joined:
    Sep 18, 2010
    Messages:
    220,931
    Likes Received:
    50,983
  3. Lever

    Lever New Member Banned User

    Reputations:
    0
    Joined:
    Jan 17, 2012
    Messages:
    2,591
    Likes Received:
    0
    You must spread some reputation around before giving it to Blairg again! errr
     
  4. Motoflou

    Motoflou New Member

    Reputations:
    0
    Joined:
    Jan 16, 2012
    Messages:
    3,014
    Likes Received:
    0
    Is she still single?

    :c
     
  5. blairg

    blairg loving Mari VIP

    Reputations:
    4,993
    Joined:
    Dec 13, 2011
    Messages:
    43,088
    Likes Received:
    1,217
    Dunno, that was like 2 years ago :suicide:
     
  6. blairg

    blairg loving Mari VIP

    Reputations:
    4,993
    Joined:
    Dec 13, 2011
    Messages:
    43,088
    Likes Received:
    1,217
    :mad:
     
  7. Napoleon V2

    Napoleon V2 New Member Banned User

    Reputations:
    0
    Joined:
    Oct 4, 2010
    Messages:
    15,796
    Likes Received:
    9
    wtf bro how does that even happen?
     
  8. blairg

    blairg loving Mari VIP

    Reputations:
    4,993
    Joined:
    Dec 13, 2011
    Messages:
    43,088
    Likes Received:
    1,217
    I was out of control I guess :dontknow:
     
  9. jobbey

    jobbey Well-Known Member 2010 OG VIP

    Reputations:
    12,196
    Joined:
    Sep 24, 2010
    Messages:
    8,717
    Likes Received:
    3,908
    lmfao... is a true matt dillon story?
     
  10. Mr. Potato Head

    Mr. Potato Head ~POTY the bar~ 2010 OG Gold

    Reputations:
    192,547
    Joined:
    Sep 15, 2010
    Messages:
    82,340
    Likes Received:
    37,140
    Did you put your finger in her asshole?
     
  11. deidler

    deidler New Member

    Reputations:
    0
    Joined:
    Jan 17, 2012
    Messages:
    2,630
    Likes Received:
    0
    What's her DS name I wanna rep her?
     
  12. Butcher

    Butcher ?

    Reputations:
    16
    Joined:
    Sep 5, 2010
    Messages:
    40,120
    Likes Received:
    3,385
    Is this another story about those calcium bulbs on your nutsack?
     
  13. banksy

    banksy Bye, Felicia VIP

    Reputations:
    19,661
    Joined:
    Dec 14, 2011
    Messages:
    82,241
    Likes Received:
    11,942
    blairg's stories > anyone else's. srs. :D
     
  14. blairg

    blairg loving Mari VIP

    Reputations:
    4,993
    Joined:
    Dec 13, 2011
    Messages:
    43,088
    Likes Received:
    1,217
    :scratch:
     
  15. blairg

    blairg loving Mari VIP

    Reputations:
    4,993
    Joined:
    Dec 13, 2011
    Messages:
    43,088
    Likes Received:
    1,217
    I doubt she posts here :coffee:
     
  16. blairg

    blairg loving Mari VIP

    Reputations:
    4,993
    Joined:
    Dec 13, 2011
    Messages:
    43,088
    Likes Received:
    1,217
    I wish, that's much less embarrassing. Did you see the pics though? :)
     
  17. Butcher

    Butcher ?

    Reputations:
    16
    Joined:
    Sep 5, 2010
    Messages:
    40,120
    Likes Received:
    3,385
    I missed those :facepalm:
     
  18. blairg

    blairg loving Mari VIP

    Reputations:
    4,993
    Joined:
    Dec 13, 2011
    Messages:
    43,088
    Likes Received:
    1,217
    You wanna talk about fucking awkward around her mom after that? She told her all about it that day because she had planned on breaking up with me right away.
     
  19. blairg

    blairg loving Mari VIP

    Reputations:
    4,993
    Joined:
    Dec 13, 2011
    Messages:
    43,088
    Likes Received:
    1,217
    They weren't great, every try to take a picture of your balls with a webcam?
     
  20. darthnilus

    darthnilus New Member

    Reputations:
    0
    Joined:
    Jan 15, 2012
    Messages:
    1,252
    Likes Received:
    0
    what kind of beer was it?