When people get divorced it's mostly sad.

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  1. Westerberg

    Westerberg Perfectly Lethal VIP

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    It is.
     
  2. Butcher

    Butcher ?

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    now THAT'S irony :artiejj:
     
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    Avalon down to earth elitist Gold

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    my dad's been married thrice and i've been part of 2 divorces

    good timez :sarcasm:
     
  4. doughhead63

    doughhead63 OD'd on life itself Staff Member

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    Yikes...

    I have been married for 27 years - which is more than twice the cumulative time of both of my sister's FIVE marriages...yikes.
     
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    Avalon down to earth elitist Gold

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    whoa!!@ ur sis
    i thought my dad was bad omg
     
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    Shivvy VIP Extreme Gold

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    Especially if kids are involved
     
  7. nightshift

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    i got 9 pounds of ground beef that says otberwise
     
  8. stripes

    stripes Active Member Banned User

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    with no kids, divorce doesnt even count, its like breaking up with a girlfriend, bfd...marraige is pointless without kids.
     
  9. Lemmy

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    I'm midway through a divorce right now. I was a committed happy husband before she dropped the news on me. If my current house sells quickly there's a good chance that I'll be able to score a nicer house with a a heated inground pool and four garage spaces. Last night my girlfriend gave me an awesome full body massage, I picked up dinner then she rode me.

    Divorce is sad? :jj: :jj: :jj: :jj: :jj:
     
  10. A Succulent Chinese Meal

    A Succulent Chinese Meal What is the charge? VIP

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    Is that how much usable meat you get when you grind up a human?
     
  11. A Succulent Chinese Meal

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    If you had children it would be way different, bro. You'd be "weekend dad."
     
  12. Lemmy

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    But I don't like children. "Weekend dad" would be more than enough. :toptip:
     
  13. A Succulent Chinese Meal

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    No no no I'm talking about if you had children, your own children, divorce would not be great. Especially if your kids found out that you thought that spending time with them on the weekends was all you needed.
     
  14. stripes

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    the pool will be an unused moneypit of epic proportions in one year.
     
  15. A Succulent Chinese Meal

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    I'm bailing on this thread now, too much pain.
     
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    IN-ground pool??? Classy!

    :artiejj:
     
  17. Lemmy

    Lemmy Douchebag Extraordinaire Gold

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    I don't think I'd like my own kids either. I'd probably pay them to stay with their mother. :coffee:

    But my 19 year old niece would bring her college friends over for pool parties. :marx:

    There's another place with a six car garage with a lift, heat, a/c and a full bath. I can live like Fonzi and rent the house out. :woot:
     
  18. Lemmy

    Lemmy Douchebag Extraordinaire Gold

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    I'm trash.
     
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    You're getting into the territory I got into once when I started making jokes about abortion and then later I just felt like Michael Richards screaming "Reggie" over and over again. I made myself look like an ass is what I did.
     
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