When Rod Stewart woke up Maggie, do u think he sang the things he had to say to her?

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  1. Phan Neepack

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    ...just like the song ?


    or do you think they just had a standard conversation?
     
  2. Mark Mayonnaise

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    Tell Dawg to change your name or I will cut you open and shit inside your soul
     
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    Stevie Now go...Ohm.

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    Oh I get it...Fanny Pack.









    Awesome.
     
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    i don't think he could FACE(s) her
     
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    The first cut is the deepest
     
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    He'd already missed almost a month of school. I don't see how he could just go back like nothing happened
     
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    Youre a worthless tick on a Wart-hogs dick. Go jump into a volcano
     
  8. Mark Mayonnaise

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    There are no active ones nearby :no:

    Though some say Mount Hood is dormant
     
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    Mount Hood :hhh:
     
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    Unless its a fart that's been cut. The deep, bassy ones are usually towards the end
     
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    Remember that time he sang that song about fucking a virgin? That was a good song!
     
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    He probably puked up on her the 5 quarts of jizz he swallowed earlier that night.
     
  14. Mark Mayonnaise

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    Fuck you Gilaet

    Do not mock Oregon's natural beauty
     
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    kilauea in Hawaii is always ready to accept jumpers. Gather up your pizza-delivery tip money and buy a one-way ticket. I hear its beautiful this time of year, over there
     
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    ^scared of fish
     
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    legend has it that it took a half day to polish out the snail tracks off that hood
     
  19. Mark Mayonnaise

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    If I were a pizza delivery driver I'd have more money

    :fail:
     
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    I saw that on Pop-Up Video.