Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Shivvy, Feb 29, 2012.
Do you watch your pee or do you stare at the wall?
I look around to see how I compare size-wise. Unless it's a kid. That'd be creepy.
I usually stand back about 8 feet and try to score. If the adjacent urinals are occupied the splash/ricochet zone gets dicey
I like dry shoes when I leave....I watch the pee
I watch my stream. Unless there's a newspaper to read. At some bars and restaurants here (TX) they'll tack the front page of the sports section above the urinal. Never saw that before I moved down here.
Lots of sports bars do that.
Good morning bansky!
Mr Clutch! Good to hear from you sir. Are you enjoying your morning thus far?
I hate when it splashes on khaki pants
Very much so, however i am not looking forward to the impending snow.
I am on the TX/MX border this week! No snow for me! Lalalalalalala!
I moan really loudly and try to freak everyone out.
I'll now channel nickthetick for your reading enjoyment:
"Jesus BCM you're such a fuckin douchebag with your fat laughing white monkey and your new fucking dogs that nobody gives a shit about. You couldn't even ride a skateboard you martini drinking white monkey asshole. God I hate you BCM drink bleach and fucking die you fat fuck."
Whoa. He still mad.
I just wait for someone to point out how cold the water is so I can then yell out that it sure is deep as well...
I like to make sure no one around me needs any help. I ask them, "you got everything under control there? Need a hand?" Sometimes, I help whether they want it or not.
Tater's the guy that picks the urinal right next to me, even though there are 5 others open
I always sit down to pee, because I choose to!
I aim for the deepest part of the urinal to try to fill the thing with foam.
I take the time to write KOAM's email on the wall.