when standing at the urinal

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  1. Shivvy

    Shivvy 100k Post Club

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    Do you watch your pee or do you stare at the wall?
     
  2. Vyb

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    I look around to see how I compare size-wise. Unless it's a kid. That'd be creepy.
     
  3. Henry Gale

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    I usually stand back about 8 feet and try to score. If the adjacent urinals are occupied the splash/ricochet zone gets dicey
     
  4. Lumpy

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    Wall stare....
     
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    I like dry shoes when I leave....I watch the pee
     
  6. banksy

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    I watch my stream. Unless there's a newspaper to read. At some bars and restaurants here (TX) they'll tack the front page of the sports section above the urinal. Never saw that before I moved down here. :D
     
  7. Lumpy

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    Lots of sports bars do that.

    Excellent diversion.
     
  8. h5htyt76757j

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    Good morning bansky!
     
  9. banksy

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    Mr Clutch! Good to hear from you sir. Are you enjoying your morning thus far? :D
     
  10. Shivvy

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    I hate when it splashes on khaki pants
     
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    Very much so, however i am not looking forward to the impending snow.
     
  12. banksy

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    I am on the TX/MX border this week! No snow for me! Lalalalalalala! :D
     
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    I moan really loudly and try to freak everyone out.
     
  14. banksy

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    I'll now channel nickthetick for your reading enjoyment:

    "Jesus BCM you're such a fuckin douchebag with your fat laughing white monkey and your new fucking dogs that nobody gives a shit about. You couldn't even ride a skateboard you martini drinking white monkey asshole. God I hate you BCM drink bleach and fucking die you fat fuck."

    Whoa. He still mad. :haha:
     
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    I just wait for someone to point out how cold the water is so I can then yell out that it sure is deep as well...
     
  16. Mr. Potato Head

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    I like to make sure no one around me needs any help. I ask them, "you got everything under control there? Need a hand?" Sometimes, I help whether they want it or not.
     
  17. banksy

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    Tater's the guy that picks the urinal right next to me, even though there are 5 others open :pissed:
     
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    I always sit down to pee, because I choose to!
     
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    I aim for the deepest part of the urinal to try to fill the thing with foam.
     
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    I take the time to write KOAM's email on the wall.