WTF When the hell did I get so old?

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  1. Dr. Remulak

    Dr. Remulak Well-Known Member

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    Mostly a lurker....1st topic posted....2 weeks from my 45th birthday and just thinking how it happened.

    I was always the youngster...the kid. Now Im slowly becoming the old guy in town with older kids.

    At work Im now the grizzled 20 yr vet where it seemed i was forever a green rookie.

    man this sneaks up on you - it was only yesterday I was hitting the bars every weekend.

    This sucks....enjoy your youth while it lasts youngsters. this will happen to you before you know it!

    Sorry for the crappy 1st topic post!
     
  2. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    Holy fucking shit this thread is worse than Zika fever
     
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    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    If the Olympics were being held at Dawg's, all of the teams would boycott because of this thread
     
  5. Dr. Remulak

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    sorry - happens when you get old!
     
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    Mr Sinister Gold

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    every few seconds you get older



    thats when it happens
     
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    Just turned 42. Sucks.
     
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    I'm with you mang. 44 and 1/2 myself.
    I always think of all the mistakes I've made in my life and regrets.
    Gotta let that stuff go! Life is too short!
     
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    IfTheyOnlyKnew VIP Extreme Gold

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    I feel your pain. My son is now older than I was when I married his father. How the HELL did that happen?? :nooo:
     
  11. Calloused Shins

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    Have you caught your wife having a threesome in the back of some dirty car yet?
     
  12. Dr. Remulak

    Dr. Remulak Well-Known Member

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    man if i could only be 42 again....said nobody! but glad to see other old timers here!
     
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  13. Tyler9258

    Tyler9258 Old friends, old whiskey, old songs

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    I'm tired
     
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    Calloused Shins Well-Known Member

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    Man you sound hot! Wanna pm privates?
     
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    Dr. Remulak Well-Known Member

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    true - sitting here thinking of how i counted down to turning 21 and couldnt wait....now each day toward 45 is like agony!
     
  16. EmilysBush

    EmilysBush It's not a merkin.

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    You've been old for about 10 years now. Congratulation.
     
  17. sstressed

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    i just turned 62 so shut the fuck up! the fun hasn't even begun!

    :bigcry:


































    actually i'm enjoying old age. :dance:
     
  18. Honkey Donkey

    Honkey Donkey Well-Known Member

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    I'm hitting 50 in two weeks. It's not so bad . I just lay low these days though.
     
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    Forties is still kinda young, don't get old in your mind.
     
  20. Danas Boyfrien

    Danas Boyfrien Trump's African American Gold

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    Who the fuck is this old ass faggot?