When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown

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  1. chapped

    chapped Well-Known Member

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    the meltdown continues ....

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    BERLIN – Shia LaBeouf stormed out of a press conference for Lars von Trier's Nymphomaniac Sunday after answering one question.
    About 10 minutes into the press conference, LaBeouf -- who is missing a lower bottom tooth -- was asked his first question, which was about doing a movie with so many sex scenes.
    Berlin: Shia LaBeouf Wears Paper Bag on Head to 'Nymphomaniac' Premiere
    He slowly and deliberately said: "When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea. Thank you very much.”


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    The rest of the panelists in attendance -- including stars Christian Slater, Stacy Martin, Stellan Skarsgard, Uma Thurman and producer Louise Vesth -- looked stunned for a moment before lightly

    applauding while LaBeouf quickly exited.





    https://movies.yahoo.com/news/berli...nymphomaniac--press-conference-181909795.html
     
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    MrWarmth UP YOURS Gold

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    Everybody is a smartass anymore, ya notice that? The entitled generation. He needs a Marine D.I's boot right up his ass.
     
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    Stellan Skarsgard (my fantasy father in law) ain't got time for that shit!

    I want someone to beat the shit out of Laboof again.
     
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    Wacko.
     
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    He's a douche. I remember him on that show Project Greenlight before he was famous...thought he could be a decent actor. Now he's such a dick. Later he'll claim he was doing some Jocqain Phoenix performance art act.
     
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    Where the LaBeouf?
     
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    Heroin or meth?
     
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    Learn English. Terrible grammar. :no:
     
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    MrWarmth UP YOURS Gold

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    Yeah like I'm on a Mensa site here. Bite me. :coffee:
     
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    He should go back to Isreal.
     
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    Just didn't want you to look stupid by continuing the mistake. Take it as you will. :hat:
     
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    the fact youre commenting on it, he won. Looking forward to downloading this "Nymphomanic" flick and beating off to it.
     
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    I deliver my punchlines MY way, you just worry about YOUR shtick, kapeesh kimosabe? :coffee:
     
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    Sigh. I'm starting to suspect that every single thing that LeBeouf has done of late (right down to ripping off Daniel Clowes work in the first place) was all part some orchestrated publicity campaign. Either way though I'm bored of him now. Someone should kung fu kick the little pantywaste back into obscurity.

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    I blame Spielberg for introducing this pussy to the masses.
     
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    that's insulting... i finally graduated to Pull Ups the other week..
     
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    what about George Costanza??
     
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