When tourists stop you to ask you for directions,....

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  1. Daveindiego

    Daveindiego Confirmed Internet Legend

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    How often do you steer the tourist to the worst possible place they could end up?

    I do that one every time.

    "Whats that? Seaworld? Oh, sure, it's right off of 5 South, and down this block here." :c

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  2. DarkFriday

    DarkFriday Fired as a MOD...Twice. Gold

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    Asshole :coffee:
     
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    DrivenByDemons Spinoff Jesus Staff Member

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    Never, I'm a nice guy
     
  4. gilaet

    gilaet based on a true story Gold

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    That's how they ended up in your neighborhood.
     
  5. zhukov

    zhukov Time Traveler VIP

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    Daveesunculo is a dick
     
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    Do you tell them to bang a Louie after the abandoned fridge on the curb?
     
  7. Chigs

    Chigs The finest in the Nation Gold

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    I try to help them out. Many times, tourists here are just parents visiting their kid. No harm, no foul
     
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    Avery Well-Known Member Banned User

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    That's why I never ask guys that are walking fag dogs for directions.
     
  9. Daveindiego

    Daveindiego Confirmed Internet Legend

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    I'm going to need your new email address. :nojj:
     
  10. BrulesRules

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  11. Daveindiego

    Daveindiego Confirmed Internet Legend

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    I hope this PSA keeps you out of San Diego.

    Thank you in advance.

    :c
     
  12. Daveindiego

    Daveindiego Confirmed Internet Legend

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    Oh, you mean the 13th Hippest neighborhood in the US. According to Forbes. :coffee:
     
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    David that is not nice you should be ashamed.
     
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    "Hey you! Yeah you with the girly hair! Where's Seaworld?"
     
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    This
     
  17. Babs

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    I dont TRY to give bad directions....just go you know a little ways then turn by that cute little blue house.
     
  18. Daveindiego

    Daveindiego Confirmed Internet Legend

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    I'm sorry, my bad.

    I keep forgetting that the majority of you don't live in tourist destination cities, and can't comprehend the horrors of putting up with tourists.

    Most of you animals are the tourists. :c
     
  19. Mlaw

    Mlaw Quite Contrarian VIP Gold

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    I steer the Canadian's where they get shot for their Ipods
     
  20. gilaet

    gilaet based on a true story Gold

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    I wouldn't ask directions from someone that can't find the Steed Stone. :fil: