Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by knu3421, Sep 18, 2012.
Me I shake and whip my cards across the table when I get bad cards
When I get great cards I laugh and say "I got aces"
^ ok norm
I usually hit a bump of coke when I got aces. The casino warned me
Usually yelling holy shit out tips my hand
When I have anything better than a pair of sevens, I pull my dick out and start to feverishly jerk off while shouting racial slurs. I then stop right before I cum...this way nobody's truly sure if I was bluffing.
So far I've only played poker online, but still, it seems to work.
I should have edited this post. "I got 4 aces bitches" Then I fold. I'm no good at poker.
funny stuff your killin me
I just tell everyone at the table what cards I am holding. They never believe me and I win like a mofo.
me too..same thing happens whenever I see beth stern
Showing up for the game.
Mine is pretty subtle. I always crack open an Oreo and if I have a good hand I eat the Oreo, if I have a bad hand I don't eat it.
So far I've only been figured out by one guy. An ex law student who was too smart for his own good.
When I get an erection, I shit my pants.
Just like Steven Seagal.
A slow but steady stream of urine running down my pants leg.
I punch the dealer in the face. Then my lucky streak begins . . .
I usually scream baba booey howard sterns penis... No one has caught on yet.
I rub myself inappropriately.
Then on bad hands, do you rub yourself appropriately?
+ ghost reps