When u play poker what is your poker tell?

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  1. knu3421

    knu3421 Well-Known Member

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    Me I shake and whip my cards across the table when I get bad cards

    U?
     
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    When I get great cards I laugh and say "I got aces"
     
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    knu3421 Well-Known Member

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    ^ ok norm
     
  4. Markijuano

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    I usually hit a bump of coke when I got aces. The casino warned me
     
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    Usually yelling holy shit out tips my hand :facepalm:
     
  6. Chimney Portions

    Chimney Portions I drink cum Banned User

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    When I have anything better than a pair of sevens, I pull my dick out and start to feverishly jerk off while shouting racial slurs. I then stop right before I cum...this way nobody's truly sure if I was bluffing.

    So far I've only played poker online, but still, it seems to work.
     
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    I should have edited this post. "I got 4 aces bitches" Then I fold. I'm no good at poker.
     
  8. quitefrankly

    quitefrankly Well-Known Member

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    funny stuff your killin me
     
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    I just tell everyone at the table what cards I am holding. They never believe me and I win like a mofo.
     
  10. Danza

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    me too..same thing happens whenever I see beth stern
     
  11. Roberticus

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    Showing up for the game.
     
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    Mine is pretty subtle. I always crack open an Oreo and if I have a good hand I eat the Oreo, if I have a bad hand I don't eat it.

    So far I've only been figured out by one guy. An ex law student who was too smart for his own good.
     
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    When I get an erection, I shit my pants.

    Just like Steven Seagal.
     
  14. SouthernListen

    SouthernListen I don't follow the crowd. Sorry about that. VIP

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    A slow but steady stream of urine running down my pants leg.
     
  15. Herc

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    I punch the dealer in the face. Then my lucky streak begins . . .
     
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    I usually scream baba booey howard sterns penis... No one has caught on yet.
     
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    I rub myself inappropriately.
     
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    Then on bad hands, do you rub yourself appropriately?
     
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    + ghost reps