When was the first time you went out to a strip club?

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  1. Nickthedick

    Nickthedick Absotutely

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    1987, I was 15 years old and I looked 12. There was a run down old plaza/mall by my highschool that had a few shitty places to shop, eat and hangout, but the place had an even seedier underbelly. A strip club that you could only access by walking into an underground parking lot. I remember that everyone and their little brother has been in this place and that they didn't care how old you were coming in...I am sure they wouldn't let a 12 year old in there but who knows? I was only 15 at the time and was stoked to get in...I ordered a glass of beer and watched my first show ever.
    It was said that some teachers from my school would be caught hanging out in there on their lunch breaks...oh the 80's were such good years.
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    Orgy Pants teklife

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    about 16 days after i turned 18 i went to a bachelor party. friends and my older brothers got me in cause it was a 21 and over club(topless). i looked like a fetus. 10 days later on a high school field trip to sacramento me and two other guys got into an all nude club by the hotel we were staying at. it was nothing like the nudie bars i'd seen documented on married with children.


    ps i still look like a fetus
     
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    Shut. Up. :nojj:
     
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    Late timer here...when I was about 21 (summer 1989) we went for lunch from work to this quasi-strip club where the girls wore lingerie. You "donated" to a "raffle" and the "winner" got to take off the girl's panties during a lap dance. The first time I went to a regular strip club was much later - Feb. 2001, I was in Columbus Ohio for work and went to my first massage parlor and my first strip club in the same evening. :facepalm:
     
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    Nicks 10 years older than me?
     
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    P-B Honourary Canuck Gold

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    When I was 19, one of my co-workers hijacked me into going to King Arthur's in the middle of the day, during the week.

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    Im dying to hear aboot your first visit...:munch:
     
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    :lol:
     
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    I was 18, and it was after a Bob Dylan concert. I was tripping face
     
  10. Nickthedick

    Nickthedick Absotutely

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    You. Suck. : punchingyerfaggotfacesmiley:
     
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    The first stripper I saw was at my older brother's bachelor party. I think I had just graduated high school. We were in the basement of one of his friend's house. I put a hidden camera in the bookshelf.

    My first strip club was a place in Washington DC called the 1819 Club when I was in college. It still exists. It was a pretty nice place. I didn't know at the time but the fun you can have at a club is inversely proportional to how nice it is. I once went to a club in Dubuque, Iowa that looked like a 1970s basement, with shag carpeting on the walls. I remember a very visible C section scar on one of the on stage entertainers. That was a fun club.
     
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    I once went to a place in Harvey, Illinois called Arnie's. It was an "urban" club so I was kind like Otter walking into the Dexter Lake Club. Anyway, this ended up being a thinly veiled front for prostitution. I learned this as a corpulent woman didn't inquire if I wanted a dance. She instead asked, in slang that I will clean up for dawgshed consumption, whether I would like oral or intercourse. I thought this was a little too forward to not be a setup and that if someone were to go down for a crime in this place, it would be the salt in the pepper shaker so I declined and went on my way.
     
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    age 22 .. had a raging fuckin boner the whole time
     
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    Fuckin' Harvey Illinois....every been to the Skybox?
     
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    HAHA. Just another day in Harvey....
     
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    Never went.
     
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    The Deja Vu on Sprague in Spokane at 18 years old (by a couple days). I got comped by a stripper I used to score 8 balls for. :woot:
     
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    This.
     
  20. Nickthedick

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    bri is a woman...what's yer excuse? :jj: