When was the last time Hanzi called in?

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  1. TelegramSam

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    Damn, I miss that guy. Someone should tweet him to see if he still is interested in calling in, now that they're taking more calls again.

    EDIT: [video=youtube;bLg1iPCHWek]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bLg1iPCHWek[/video]
     
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    Hanzi hated Rick. Guess he was right about him being Artie's bitch. :jj: [video=youtube;o0xjw-h72SA]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o0xjw-h72SA[/video]
     
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    He calls the Busted Open wrestling show every show and pulled that falling asleep on hold gimmick today.
     
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    Damn, I haven't followed wrestling since the early 90's or I would give that listen.
     
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    Zero crazy on those calls but he always claims backstage knowledge that never pans out
     
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    So do you think the crazy is just a bit, or he's back on his meds?
     
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    No thanks, I hate Hanzi. I think he was actually worse on Stern, but my tolerance for him is low in any arena. Brings nothing to the table, from my perspective.
     
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    Definitely meded up.
     
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    I don't know what to tell you, I love the guy, I thought he was one of the best parts of early N&A shows.
     
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    I used to worry about him on the Stern show a bit, but gradually realized it was an act. It's the rapid fire stuttering that really turned me off. (And if it's not, I was also growing weary of Howard exploiting the mentally ill.) And he never has anything funny to say. Glad you like him; I wouldn't mind the occasional call I guess.
     
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    See, I'm not so sure it's an act with him, I just think he goes off his meds while smoking weed like crazy and then goes back on them (or is forced to go back on them).
     
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    Agreed. Holy shit he makes Bocchetti sound coherent and in good health with that awful asthma puffing and hyper stuttering. ALSo, worst conspiracy theorist ever
     
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    Fuck that curry, camel smelling fat slob. He blocked me on twitter.
     
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    Oh right, the illuminati schtick. Man he sucks. :)
     
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    I'm pro hanzi. It would be nice to hear some crazy theories again. Shit, I'm crazy enough to hope he calls into howard (and someone on the HSS forum will repost it so i'll know)
     
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    I liked when Hanzi would call in all giggly... I miss him.... :sad:
     
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    Is he persona non grata on Wigradio 100?
     
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    Perfect conspiracy show:

    Hanzi
    The Dr. Jacobson book author
    Riley Martin
    Maybe Belzer (he might finally be the one who looks sane)

    I also don't think Hanzi is putting on an act or faking falling asleep. He is most likely med-ed the fuck up (anxiety, depression, bipolar meds, etc.) which can bring people way down, energy-wise.

    Ah, funniest post I've read today. Thanks. Could you imagine Artie trolling the shit out of everyone by hiring Hanzi as the announcer after Bocchetti has a heart attack?
     
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    Woohoo Saved myself Typing!
    Thanks :beer:
     
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    Loved Hanzi, I hate callers because they always think theyre funny and they are not. Best callers are the ones that are unintentionally funny. But he's one of my few favorite ones.