Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by Boomer, Apr 16, 2013.
Well i took a helluva dump this morning, but it was in the toilet not the bed.
I was tempted to capture it in all its beauty with my cell phone and share it here for all to see.
But i didnt.
How closely did you examine it?
abou 4 years ago..i had a dream i was pissing and...well....i woke up.....
i have since quit drinking....
Can't remember but three months ago I tried to hold off from masturbating to see how long I could go and during my dream I had sex and woke up with cum all over my pants/underpants. It was such a waste of a good wank. The worst.
you only do that once (unless you were drunk also). it's like an alarm now: if i even start to dream that i'm going to take a leak, i am instantly wide awake.
Got wasted at college and pissed myself.
Don't remember the last time I shit myself
um? i'd have to ask my parents but im guessing 1? i hit the training potty young. never ever to my knowledge did such a thing! but there's always old age to look fwd too
please don't. i still haven't recovered from those joey boots threads
Sophia Petrillo- "Every morning like clockwork, 8am, I pee. but i don't get up till 9".
About 5 years ago, about 30 of us were drinking by a river in the city. I went behind a wall to take a piss while still holding a conversation with several people. I thought I was going to release a harmless fart but sharted myself. I had to walk backwards about two blocks to the nearest public restroom without revealing my terrible secret. I tossed my drawers, emptied myself out, and went back to partying.
Also, once in college, after a night of partying, I pissed my girlfriend's dorm bed. Luckily I was facing the wall, so once I realized what had happened, I was able to box her out until she left for class. While she was gone, I washed the sheets and no one was the wiser.
Picture it Miami 1986, I had an exceptionally wild night consuming 3 sambucas and 2 Sankas with my daughter and other roommates. I go to bed at 11:30pm for what would be one of the deepest sleeps I've had in over a decade. I dream that night of swimming in Sicily and running through the fire hydrants back in the 1920s on a hot summer day. I wake up to find my sheets doused in Piss to a level I thought was impossible. At that point I began wearing adult diapers.
I was around 18 or so.
...fucking drunk off my ass and pissed in my sleep. I half woke up and noticed it somewhere in the morning, so I turned my mattress around and slept on for another couple of hours