When was the last time you went out to a strip club?

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  1. dawg

    dawg In The Dog House Staff Member

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    It's been a good while for me, bad shit seem to happen at those places so i stay away.

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    Right after 9/11 o_O
     
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    2008 I think
     
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    The only bad thing that happened to me at one was doing the walk of shame to the atm.
     
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    3-4 years ago :dontknow: Used to go because some friends of mine owned a big one and we used to go there for a few drinks at the bar. Can't remember the last time I was stupid enough to pay someone to give me a lap dance....except the night before I took my SATs when I was 16 :jj:
     
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    All those bitches want is your money. You hang out until closing time thinking you are going to score only to have your ass kicked by the bitches boy friend.
     
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    It's been too long for me
    I love em, the culture of them, the train wreck dancers, strip club etiquette, the other customers, creepy dude and the whole thing is hysterical to me.

    I do hate today however how all the dancers just constantly work you for a drink or a lap dance. I mean they just won't give you a break, it's like slow down
     
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    Make it rain :punk:
     
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    Two of my friends have actually banged strippers. One of them actually dated one for a while and she had more money than him. She was a union welder and worked one night a week at the strip club because she said it was fun and she got turned on by it. And she didn't drink or do drugs.
     
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    Some of those goat fuckers did that before 9/11 :mad:
     
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    Once I started getting laid on the regular, I lost interest in strippers.
     
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    5 years probably. Lost my hookup at the déjà vu
     
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    I haven't been to one in 20 years. I was never big on those places to begin with. It only took a couple of times of getting paid on Friday and being broke on Saturday to learn my lesson about those places.
     
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    A stripper that doesn't drink or do drugs? :wtf: That's pretty rare.
     
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    I haven't been since 2011. I bought my friend a private dance for her birthday and she wouldn't take it. So I went into the back room with the black stripper and she ended up giving me hand relief. She said it was a nice gesture to buy my friend a private dance.
     
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    I'd say this as well. I can't remember the girl's name and I usually won't forget for at least three years.