Stern Show When We Were Kings: The 10 Year Anniversary of the "Inaugural" Howard Stern Film Festival

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  1. Benjamen

    Benjamen Well-Known Member

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    In April 2006, Howard launched the "inaugural" Howard Stern Film Festival as an attempt to gain subscribers to the newly formed Howard TV. It's the one red carpet event that Beth missed in her entire life (Howard claimed they got into a fight because the festival was scheduled for a time when Beth had to be out of town). But even Beth's glamour would've been no match for Howard's grace:

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    Robin's boyfriend also couldn't make it that night, so she brought as her date a blind lesbian senior citizen:

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    Last known photograph of Fred's wife Alison at a Stern Show function. She was thrilled to be forced to attend.

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    Bubba the Love Sponge's entry into the competition, "My Wife Fucks a Wrestler In My Own Bed," did not make the final cut, but he was a good sport and flew up from Florida anyway.

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    His producer Brent came along to personally drop off his job application to the Howard Stern Show. He was hired 7 years later:

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    Artie Lange wore the cleanest jeans he could find:

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    A time traveling Joey Boots came back from the year 2020 to share his best wishes and brag about his latest settlement:

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    High Pitch Eric was able to stand using only the power of his own two legs at the time:

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    Best friends forever!

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    Two dead Wack Packers, and one who refuses to have anything to do with Howard anymore:

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    Richard Roeper was a judge:
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    As were comedian Richard Belzer and director Todd Philips:

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    Howard was exploiting women hard at the time, so he had a woman wearing body paint and stickers present novelty checks to the night's winners:

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    Best friends forever!
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    Here's to 10 more years of Howard TV, and to ten more Howard Stern Film Festivals!

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  2. DrivenByDemons

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    For the first year on Sirius that was a very funny show to listen to.
    Then there's now.
     
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    Captain Alto, Blanco y Guapo Gold

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    That pic of Allison in an AC/DC shirt is priceless. And that gray-haired lunatic tied to her side is a scream. I need me a gal like that.

    But thing is: I actually like her more because what could be a bigger fuck you to the King of All Bullshit then showing that fart-in-the-elevator-mug at Howie's little pajama party, all the while sporting a shirt so faded it could have said anything on the front.
     
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  5. HorsetoothBeth

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    I'm so jealous of Robin's orthopedic heels.
    And I wish I was as "Rock n' Roll" as Allison "the schnoz" Norris is.
     
  6. SlinkyNeckStern

    SlinkyNeckStern High Pitch Mike Lookalike

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    I was about to say "fantastic post, Benjamen" and praise you for your funny observations and picture captions. I really did enjoy it. However, just as I was about to do this I noticed Howard's jet black hair had no strands of gray peppered throughout. Now he has 10-15 gray hairs. Wigs do not go through a graying process. Basically all your post did was prove that Howard has 100% authentic rock star hair! Howard wins again.

    Howard > Benjamen.
     
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    The HS Film Festival was the best thing HTV ever produced. It was all down hill after that.
     
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    Another media failure from the Queen of All Media.
     
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    The Jackie chair Well-Known Member Banned User

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    Seriously?
    Wigerace' has no discernable grey or thinness in that creature on his head.
     
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    SlinkyNeckStern High Pitch Mike Lookalike

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    No. Not at all. That's just a thing I do with some of Benjamen's posts. He's so thorough and spot on. So I respond with some flimsy rebuttal you'd likely hear from Howard.

    It's just a stupid thing I do.
     
  11. ShutupMoron

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    Isn't that Crazy Cabbie? It's definitely not Boots.
     
  12. Benjamen

    Benjamen Well-Known Member

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    I wish Future Boots had warned Artie that drugs are bad, and Eric that all-you-can-eat buffets are dead-end streets, and Robin to go see a Western doctor before she develops a tumor, and Kenneth Keith to keep away from underage girls, and John the Stutterer that Howard will never pay for talent, and Bubba to put wrestler friendship over camcorders ... He could've done so much good with his year 2020 hindsight.
     
  13. Benjamen

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    It's a fashion designer.
     
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    I remember how JD slammed Robin's film beforehand, sending her into a tailspin.
     
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    Fail
     
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    Well he looks crazy. :c
     
  17. Benjamen

    Benjamen Well-Known Member

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    This Is Beetle is the best thing HTV ever produced. :grad:

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    Why is this in sports?
     
  19. Benjamen

    Benjamen Well-Known Member

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    I forgot a tag when I created it and can't add one now. :bigcry:
     
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    why is this not in the shit forum?