When will Beth's implants need to be replaced?

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  1. markluke

    markluke Well-Known Member

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    If she hasn't visited "Grandma" lately for this she'll need to soon. Implants only last around 10-15 years, so if she hasn't had them replaced while with Howard she'll need to very soon.

    The "half a baseball stuffed in her chest" look from years back -

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    From a year ago.

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    If I were to guess she's done the "visit" sometime over the past few years but it's hard to tell given the whorse has lost so much weight above the waist.
     
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    check1 VIP Extreme Gold

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    I think she had a new set installed a few years ago.
     
  3. smichal

    smichal A1 Dick Game

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    does Wigward like big ones? Will she go bigger/smaller than the original set?
     
  4. PelicanWig

    PelicanWig Beautiful Soup

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    Does she still have one square boob and one round boob? Or did grandma fix that?
     
  5. markluke

    markluke Well-Known Member

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    I'm thinking the same, probably about the same time that she was spending a lot of time in the Hamptons. She probably got tired of all the snide comments under people's breaths about how lousy her Pittsburgh tits were and saw a NYC Jewish doctor to have them redone.
     
  6. markluke

    markluke Well-Known Member

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    When grandma gets paid more than $99.95 for the Earl Scheib of boob jobs it has to be better....
     
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    watch out for a collapse!

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    Beth is 100% natural. How dare you insult her like that? She just hit puberty around age 30 when her breasts grew in. She's a late bloomer.
     
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    Year 2000 late
     
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    LaserT You have to have fun. Gold

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    Just two round implants with no room or fat. Just shoved under tight skin. Worst implants ever.
     
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    ItsAWholeThing Well-Known Member

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    No tits are degrading to women
     
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    Howard could save a few bucks by taking Beth's used boob bags and having them implanted in to that thing he calls a neck.

    Without question, one of the most disturbingly bizarre looking celebs of ALL time.

    America's Judge - the modern day Imus - with less edge.
     
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    I thought she was all natural?? :dontknow: Didn't Howard say that??
     
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    The only thing he likes big is beer can cock.
     
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    LaserT You have to have fun. Gold

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    Basically just these, stuck under the skin.

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  16. Wigward Hairhat

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    I imagine that whatever makes them closest in shape to that of Ralph's butt will be Howard's preference.
     
  17. Quite Frankly

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    She should go DDD and do some "MILF porn" despite the barren womb
     
  18. Roberticus

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    Well, she *is* a mother to a bunch of non-human children.
     
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    grandma bit it a couple months ago. she'll need a new person to visit. maybe she has a sickly aunt that she's never mentioned before.

    did they even go to the funeral? howard i thought might get out of it, but i wonder if beth even did. "sorry mom (or dad), can't make it, NSAL just brought in a load of new strays that need a lot of cleaning up. once the staff is done with that, i'm gonna tie bows in the fur of the cute ones."
     
  20. HowieStearn

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    yeah, he says a lot of things. all lies