when will Dan Patrick do the show?

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  1. SIPAWITZ

    SIPAWITZ Bialy Whore Banned User

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    Artie and nick have been on dans show a few times...and they both share a studio in NYC on mondays

    It should be a natural Directv cross over
     
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    Dan Patrick is too fruity to a) lower himself and b) mix it up with a couple of ball busters that might go blue --- he was at one of the roasts (maybe bababooeys) and he was so hesitant to even talk lest his corporate masters get upset
     
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    I have no idea who that fruit is. They run his commercials constantly. Looks super gay
     
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    i actually really like DP's show. it's really informative and he always has some big time sports guests. but yeah i feel like he should definitely do their show, but maybe he's just too busy/on a different schedule (since he does the morning show). he could prob come in on a friday though.
     
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    He feels he's too good for the show.

    When the twins were on he was getting pretty sexual. It was literally the creepiest thing I've ever seen

    Never forget, N&A are number 10 he's number 1
     
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    he's a big dbag, the only thing fruitier is that collection of freaks on his show
     
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    "the danettes".

    My god, what a bunch of fags.
     
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    Dan Patrick is also the guy that made ESPN unwatchable by bringing in the smug, douche, catch phrase bullshit that is now the MO of that shithole channel
     
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    No, that was Berman, but it was the unholy tandem of Patrick and Olberman that took it to the next level of douchebaggery

    and now, inexplicably, Patrick is "the guy" as far as sports goes

    the level of sports reporters/broadcasters/journalists lets you know how retarded the whole thing really is. there should be none of that nonsense; no sideline reporters, no halftime show: just a still-cam shot of the action with a mic on the crowd would be 100% better than any network presentation of any game in any sport.
     
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    Berman did the stupid nicknames and sounds but it was always in a wow, did you see that? (and I hate him), but those two turds brought the smugness that permeates the whole channel as if they are the stars of the highlight.
     
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    well if dan wont do the show, ill bet one of those faggy dannettes would, and artie will destroy them

    "why are you guys so faggy on that show, cant you act like men instead of sissy marys?"
     
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    those fruits need to wash their undercarriage
     
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    :jj::jj:
     
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    Errrrr, cough, weeze, um Mikey who is on the show
    Thank you artie, sorry, thank you, Don Patricia
    errr, weeeze, that's Dan Patrick, Mike
    Than you Artie, sorry, thank you, Dan Patrick
    Dan Patrick is on the show, who are we, you know, Mike and Mike?
     
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    They invented the tag-team jerkoff, absolutely, but Berman is the queen of smug and invented thinking he's the highlight and star of the show.

    Actually, Cossell did, but he was such a comical figure it never bothered me.
     
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    see, I don't get smug with Berman, I get bombastic drunk asshole that is excited to watch a big play, but DanPatrick and obelrman were smug, sardonic, like the play basically didn't matter. That's the big difference between those 2 sets of d-bags: bermann crowbars his shtick into the play, those other fruits crowbar it in over the play.

    They both suck, espn sucks, die slow espn
     
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    If you're going to lump Dan Patrick in that 'douchey sports guy' category, then who isn't one? Not a big fan of Dan Patrick per se, but I can say there's not much out there that's much better...

    Colin Cowherd?
    'Mike & Mike'?
    Fat Mike Francessa?
    Jim Rome?

    At least Dan gives you the sports without the pontificating or the shtick everyone else seems to rely on. And while I'd agree Patrick & Olberman may have the beginning of ESPN jumping the shark and starting to make it about the personality instead of the product (sports highlights), they were long gone when the current era of unwatchability today's ESPN took the forefront.
    Today's ESPN's like a 'who's-who' of assholes: Stuart Scott, Merrill Hodge, Teddy Bruschi, Mike Greenberg, Colin Cowherd, Steven A Smith, Mark Schlereth....yeesh

    Nick & Artie's been a nice change of pace from the shitty formulaic sports radio hack that now rule the airwaves.
     
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    Dan Patrick was unbearable on ESPN, he has mellowed out a little bit, but he wrote the script for how all ESPN fags after him would behave.
     
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    yup the commercials look awful too. Total fagfest. One guy was even wearing Kiss make up