When will Howard admit his wife is a Dlistcelebutard?

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by Dlist, Oct 6, 2012.

  1. Dlist

    Dlist Well-Known Member VIP

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    Ferret show in Chicago?
    Every cable show canceled?

    Howard, wake up...your wife is no "earner"
     
  2. GaryPuppet

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    She should make a sex tape out at Chimneyville with Richie Notar. That would be hot.
     
  3. tHISisKiSSeL

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    it still sounds better than "former prostitute"
     
  4. R.P. McMurphy

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    ...pretty funny that shes his idea of who to marry. she mugged his ass good. "the doorman doesnt respect me" never bothered her before.
     
  5. lilbuddy67

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    Or with the half a fag PAT MANOCCHIA
     
  6. GaryPuppet

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    Oh yeah, thats the guy who is responsible for Howard's magnificent physique he is always bitching about, lol
     
  7. SalsMasterShake

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    I think she was a huge earner, for whatever pimp or madam that was serving her up to the sheiks...

    Allegedly, of course...

    Do you think the pimp/madam gets a cut for the marriage to that mark/square/"John," Howard?
     
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  8. Herc

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    She's a verified "Malignant Cunt" though . . .
     
  9. Robert Higgins

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    But remember, Beff-O is a Super Modeo

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    She's a Pittsburgh 10, until you get to know her.
     
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    :rolleyeup: Very klassy white outfit.
     
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    That is the most trashy outfit ever. Everytime i see it I feel dirty, and slightly embarressed. The top is so fucking ridicuoulous, i never even noticed the shorts. What are they made out of? They are shiny for fucks sake! You just know whoever was at this "social" was laughing their asses of at her. Totally cringe worthy. :douchechills:
     
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    Talk about the pot calling the kettle black. :quote::cheer:
     
  14. h89fvh8dfha8hfv9a0

    h89fvh8dfha8hfv9a0 Xavier's water boy Banned User

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    THIS is the "manliest man" that Howard knows

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    This ferret convention, or whatever it is, scrapes the bottom of a well scraped barrel. It's the sort of thing that Wolfie would cover, to goof on the lunatic attendees. Not even Kathie Lee Gifford -- at any stage of her career, would have considered a ferret gig. This is Howard's karma. He's married to someone way cheesier than the 90s Kathie Lee he mercillessly ridiculed. What kills him is -- he knows it.
     
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    He knows it but is in heavy denial. I don't think this is what he envisioned his marriage to Beth turning out to be...she's never home, always out at red carpet events or hanging with Katie Lee and friends in the evening or flying to some bullshit location for one of her flop shows. Basically, he's alone a lot and he doesn't even have his kids anymore. Two oldest daughters clearly have zero in common with Beth and the youngest one seems to be rebelling at the moment. At his age, you'd think he would want some emotional comfort in his life after sacrificing his first marriage to his work. To not have your kids or your wife with you as you near 60 has to be disappointing, to say the least.
     
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    what a whore
     
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    Eww, cunty.
     
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    Remember when Howard claimed that Beth's last boyfriend was a billionaire who wanted to marry her?
     
  20. tHISisKiSSeL

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