When will we be told that cell phones cause cancer?

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  1. Shivvy

    Shivvy Well-Known Member Banned User

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    took the government forever to admit that cigarettes caused cancer and other diseases. im thinking around 2035 its gonna come out that cell phones and wifi are killing people
     
  2. geo

    geo Well-Known Member

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    invest in hearing aids. yw.
     
  3. Stevie

    Stevie Now go...Ohm.

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    Izznt that tha same year tha NFL izz suppose tah end?
     
  4. baltimore mike

    baltimore mike Shitty Bar Thread Creator

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    gay sex causes cancer too
     
  5. wigtropolis

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    They already told us, we just did not listen
     
  6. Shivvy

    Shivvy Well-Known Member Banned User

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    did i miss it?
     
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    I causes ball cancer when you keep it in your pocket.
     
  8. wigtropolis

    wigtropolis Well-Known Member

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    You must have missed it. I will keep you posted on the wifi alerts as they come in :hat:
     
  9. Shivvy

    Shivvy Well-Known Member Banned User

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    i have lumps
     
  10. larryluncg

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    shaddup faggot
     
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    RH Goatcabin Notable Member VIP

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    They already told us that..
     
  12. Shivvy

    Shivvy Well-Known Member Banned User

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    i would fuck your av
     
  13. Oderus

    Oderus Going to hell VIP

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    those are testicles, dumbass
     
  14. Shivvy

    Shivvy Well-Known Member Banned User

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    i have testicles on my testicles?
     
  15. Schmoopy

    Schmoopy Shit Mult Hunter Gold

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    The "experts" said that it causes brain cancer and it was recently proven that the "experts" didn't know what the fuck they were talking about as usual.
     
  16. wigtropolis

    wigtropolis Well-Known Member

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    Schmoopy gives flip phones cancer
     
  17. Schmoopy

    Schmoopy Shit Mult Hunter Gold

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    negged
     
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    k4D3t Reverse Apache Master VIP

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    Yeah, I think this was asserted and disproven a decade ago.
     
  19. Shivvy

    Shivvy Well-Known Member Banned User

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    hmmmmm
     
  20. TonyJax

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    Sorry for your luck, between that and cell phones this could be your last Christmas.