When will we be told that cell phones cause cancer?

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  1. Shivvy

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    took the government forever to admit that cigarettes caused cancer and other diseases. im thinking around 2035 its gonna come out that cell phones and wifi are killing people
     
  2. geo

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    invest in hearing aids. yw.
     
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    Izznt that tha same year tha NFL izz suppose tah end?
     
  4. baltimore mike

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    gay sex causes cancer too
     
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    They already told us, we just did not listen
     
  6. Shivvy

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    did i miss it?
     
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    I causes ball cancer when you keep it in your pocket.
     
  8. wigtropolis

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    You must have missed it. I will keep you posted on the wifi alerts as they come in :hat:
     
  9. Shivvy

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    i have lumps
     
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    shaddup faggot
     
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    They already told us that..
     
  12. Shivvy

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    i would fuck your av
     
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    those are testicles, dumbass
     
  14. Shivvy

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    i have testicles on my testicles?
     
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    The "experts" said that it causes brain cancer and it was recently proven that the "experts" didn't know what the fuck they were talking about as usual.
     
  16. wigtropolis

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    Schmoopy gives flip phones cancer
     
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    negged
     
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    Yeah, I think this was asserted and disproven a decade ago.
     
  19. Shivvy

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    hmmmmm
     
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    Sorry for your luck, between that and cell phones this could be your last Christmas.