When will we be told that cell phones cause cancer?

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  1. Shivvy

    Shivvy VIP Extreme Gold

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    took the government forever to admit that cigarettes caused cancer and other diseases. im thinking around 2035 its gonna come out that cell phones and wifi are killing people
     
  2. geo

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    invest in hearing aids. yw.
     
  3. Stevie

    Stevie Now go...Ohm.

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    Izznt that tha same year tha NFL izz suppose tah end?
     
  4. baltimore mike

    baltimore mike Well-Known Member POTY The Bar

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    gay sex causes cancer too
     
  5. wigtropolis

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    They already told us, we just did not listen
     
  6. Shivvy

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    did i miss it?
     
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    I causes ball cancer when you keep it in your pocket.
     
  8. wigtropolis

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    You must have missed it. I will keep you posted on the wifi alerts as they come in :hat:
     
  9. Shivvy

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    i have lumps
     
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    shaddup faggot
     
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    They already told us that..
     
  12. Shivvy

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    i would fuck your av
     
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    those are testicles, dumbass
     
  14. Shivvy

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    i have testicles on my testicles?
     
  15. Schmoopy

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    The "experts" said that it causes brain cancer and it was recently proven that the "experts" didn't know what the fuck they were talking about as usual.
     
  16. wigtropolis

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    Schmoopy gives flip phones cancer
     
  17. Schmoopy

    Schmoopy Shit Mult Hunter Gold

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    negged
     
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    Yeah, I think this was asserted and disproven a decade ago.
     
  19. Shivvy

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    hmmmmm
     
  20. TonyJax

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    Sorry for your luck, between that and cell phones this could be your last Christmas.