When you are planning on only urinating, and then realize you need to poop as well.

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  1. Westerberg

    Westerberg Feelin' like a hundred bucks 2010 OG Gold

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    Is super annoying imho.
     
  2. Westerberg

    Westerberg Feelin' like a hundred bucks 2010 OG Gold

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    It always happens when you're in a hurry.
     
  3. artiesoffspring

    artiesoffspring Hugs and Kisses Gold

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    At that point I twist my member and sit and resume.
     
  4. Chief

    Chief I'm all sixes & sevens & nines Staff Member

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    I never pass up a chance to take a good deuce. :slick:
     
  5. Westerberg

    Westerberg Feelin' like a hundred bucks 2010 OG Gold

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    No idea here.
    Same, I just am not a fan of my body switching a nice urination session into a full blown out crapping situation.
     
  6. doughhead63

    doughhead63 OD'd on life itself Staff Member

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    Can't fight it, might as well dump it...
     
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    artiesoffspring Hugs and Kisses Gold

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    Like turning the valve on a water bib.
     
  8. Westerberg

    Westerberg Feelin' like a hundred bucks 2010 OG Gold

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    But I'm IN A HURRY!

    I have a right to be upset about this.

    Where is Nelson Mandela?
     
  9. doughhead63

    doughhead63 OD'd on life itself Staff Member

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    I am by no means commenting on your feelings...those are yours, and, fuck anyone who wants to change them...

    Me, I just don't get upset, I just do whats I gots to do, take care of the paperwork, and get on my way.
     
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    artiesoffspring Hugs and Kisses Gold

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    Been freed.
     
  11. Westerberg

    Westerberg Feelin' like a hundred bucks 2010 OG Gold

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    lol paperwork.

    Thanks for respecting my feelings btw.