When you exit a public restroom door, do you use a paper towel or barehand it?

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  1. Pickle Jar

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    Papertowel
     
  2. gwartney

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    Paper towel. Some places are starting to have the little thing at the bottom of the door so you can open it with your foot. I hope those get popular.
     
  3. DarkFriday

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    Look at your shitpiles :jj:
     
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    I just took a shit in an airport bathroom and didn't even wash my hands. Quit being a paper towel pussy.

    I did wipe the seat and built a nest before sitting down though.
     
  7. Pickle Jar

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    I would not flush a urinal because everyone touches it. It's like touch cock germs.
     
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    crazypreacher Not followin whitey's rules

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    All the shitters here have motion detectors nowadays. If I have to open a restroom door I'll grab a wipe at the entrance.
     
  9. Nickthedick

    Nickthedick Absotutely

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    i use my bare hand like a normal person. then i lick my fingers.
     
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    You're doing more harm than good by washing your hands all the time.
     
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    hi pickle?? how did you find out about this place? from sfn? :hat:
     
  12. Mur

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    Some of them don't have doors.
     
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    Many bathrooms have a purell dispenser.....if so I blast a stout handful, barehand the door then wipe my hands down as the door traps my foul stench behind. :toptip:
     
  14. Pickle Jar

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    Yes, I hate SFN. Over the top protective for Howard Stern. Thanks for the welcome.
     
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    Paper towel or I grab the hem of my shirt and use that. If it's a handle and I threw out my towel like a fool, sometimes I use one finger.
     
  16. banksy

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    Well don't think you're gonna come here and shit on Howard and his beautiful bride! :pissed:
     
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    Paper towel
     
  18. Mur

    Mur soon Gold

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    I use my bare hands on the door after i wash my hands.:mrpeanut:
     
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    I wait till someone else comes in and then sneak out before the door closes.
     
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    I usually hip check it our mr. miyagi it