When you Fart

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  1. DrSublux

    DrSublux Who am dis VIP

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    Been shoving suppositories up my ass for a week now and every time I fart I feel like i could grease the chassis of a 49 chevy, and have some left over for pulling of the cock.
     
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    Schmoopy Shit Mult Hunter

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    This is a serious matter.
     
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    I have to take a dump.

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  8. beetlejosh

    beetlejosh "It looks like somebody shot his tits off." Gold

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    anal leakage leaves wet spots on exam room tissue paper and that was thru my shorts. Its like paste and yet soothing.
     
  11. beetlejosh

    beetlejosh "It looks like somebody shot his tits off." Gold

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    you're primed for some good anal accion
     
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    and I would have no defense for the sliding of the cock.
     
  14. Billy Brown

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    Why are you shoving stuff up your butty?
     
  15. stripes

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    dam thats funny, what movie?
     
  16. banksy

    banksy I tell all my hoes RAKE IT UP VIP

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    Stop the suppositories. Read Dr Sarno's book.
     
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    DrSublux Who am dis VIP

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    Internal Hemmoroid that deposits blood and blastic shits
     
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    I look forward to Mario's thoughts on this
     
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    blastic shits are fun
     
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    Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OMG Blairggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggg!