When you Fart

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  1. DrSublux

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    Been shoving suppositories up my ass for a week now and every time I fart I feel like i could grease the chassis of a 49 chevy, and have some left over for pulling of the cock.
     
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    This is a serious matter.
     
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    I have to take a dump.

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    anal leakage leaves wet spots on exam room tissue paper and that was thru my shorts. Its like paste and yet soothing.
     
  11. beetlejosh

    beetlejosh Do I look like I'm not stupid, Sal?! Gold

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    you're primed for some good anal accion
     
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    and I would have no defense for the sliding of the cock.
     
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    Why are you shoving stuff up your butty?
     
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    dam thats funny, what movie?
     
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    Stop the suppositories. Read Dr Sarno's book.
     
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    Internal Hemmoroid that deposits blood and blastic shits
     
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    I look forward to Mario's thoughts on this
     
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    blastic shits are fun
     
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    Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OMG Blairggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggg!