When you finish a big steamy dump, if you are going to shower right away, do you

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  1. gwartney

    gwartney Is there gas in the car? VIP

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    use toilet paper?

    It would be the "green" thing to not use the paper, wouldn't it? :dontknow:
     
  2. Gitfiddle

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    As opposed to a dry, dusty dump?
     
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    Definitely still use tp.

    Who wants a shitty washcloth? :dontknow:
     
  4. jackie the jerk

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    Wipe then shower
     
  5. Chriza

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    I never get my ass off that bowl until I can't find shit with paper.
     
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    Scrub your ass then scrub yo face
     
  7. gwartney

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    You'd definitely want to wash the sphincter last.
     
  8. Gunslinger

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    holy shit do people really do that? Gonna get shit all over the shower. fuckin nasty.
     
  9. gwartney

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    Would it make any difference if you had a nice "ate all my vegetables" movement with a clean cutoff as opposed to a "Didn't eat dinner, drank all night and ate bar food" mess?
     
  10. Mojopin

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    I stop at pissing in the shower.
     
  11. Reggae Mistress

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    Obsessively wipe, then shower.
     
  12. Vyb

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    Except girls don't poop.
     
  13. Dick Gozinya

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    The worst is when you shower and then have to shit. The shower shit sucks.
     
  14. gwartney

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    You shit in the shower? Do you then have to stomp it through all the little holes in the drain?
     
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    I was going to reply in kind. No way does something as hot as RM's ass produce anything nasty. :no:
     
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    Shower farts are about the worst. That moist humid air amplifies the stench of the fart and you are stuck in that little box. Every time I do it, I say never again.
     
  17. Jim J Jiblets

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    There's nothing green about my steamy piles.

    I will go in with a turtle tail to drop off, though. Great drain in my tub.

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    :giggle:
     
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    Some comedian has a bit on this. Basically it's a fucking reset. If you shower then have to shit, it's best just to take another shower. Otherwise the whole day is off balance, cats and dogs living together, etc....
     
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    Rainbows and unicorns :yay: