Discussion in 'The Bar' started by gwartney, Feb 11, 2013.
use toilet paper?
It would be the "green" thing to not use the paper, wouldn't it?
As opposed to a dry, dusty dump?
Definitely still use tp.
Who wants a shitty washcloth?
Wipe then shower
I never get my ass off that bowl until I can't find shit with paper.
Scrub your ass then scrub yo face
You'd definitely want to wash the sphincter last.
holy shit do people really do that? Gonna get shit all over the shower. fuckin nasty.
Would it make any difference if you had a nice "ate all my vegetables" movement with a clean cutoff as opposed to a "Didn't eat dinner, drank all night and ate bar food" mess?
I stop at pissing in the shower.
Obsessively wipe, then shower.
Except girls don't poop.
The worst is when you shower and then have to shit. The shower shit sucks.
You shit in the shower? Do you then have to stomp it through all the little holes in the drain?
I was going to reply in kind. No way does something as hot as RM's ass produce anything nasty.
Shower farts are about the worst. That moist humid air amplifies the stench of the fart and you are stuck in that little box. Every time I do it, I say never again.
There's nothing green about my steamy piles.
I will go in with a turtle tail to drop off, though. Great drain in my tub.
Some comedian has a bit on this. Basically it's a fucking reset. If you shower then have to shit, it's best just to take another shower. Otherwise the whole day is off balance, cats and dogs living together, etc....
Rainbows and unicorns