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When you finish a big steamy dump, if you are going to shower right away, do you

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by gwartney, Feb 11, 2013.

  1. gwartney

    gwartney Well-Known Member VIP Gold

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    use toilet paper?

    It would be the "green" thing to not use the paper, wouldn't it? :dontknow:
     
  2. Gitfiddle

    Gitfiddle VIP Extreme Gold

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    As opposed to a dry, dusty dump?
     
  3. Vyb

    Vyb serial chiller Staff Member

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    Definitely still use tp.

    Who wants a shitty washcloth? :dontknow:
     
  4. jackie the jerk

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    Wipe then shower
     
  5. KOC

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    I never get my ass off that bowl until I can't find shit with paper.
     
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    Scrub your ass then scrub yo face
     
  7. gwartney

    gwartney Well-Known Member VIP Gold

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    You'd definitely want to wash the sphincter last.
     
  8. Gunslinger

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    holy shit do people really do that? Gonna get shit all over the shower. fuckin nasty.
     
  9. gwartney

    gwartney Well-Known Member VIP Gold

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    Would it make any difference if you had a nice "ate all my vegetables" movement with a clean cutoff as opposed to a "Didn't eat dinner, drank all night and ate bar food" mess?
     
  10. Mojopin

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    I stop at pissing in the shower.
     
  11. Reggae Mistress

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    Obsessively wipe, then shower.
     
  12. Vyb

    Vyb serial chiller Staff Member

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    Except girls don't poop.
     
  13. Dick Gozinya

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    The worst is when you shower and then have to shit. The shower shit sucks.
     
  14. gwartney

    gwartney Well-Known Member VIP Gold

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    You shit in the shower? Do you then have to stomp it through all the little holes in the drain?
     
  15. Dream Theater

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    I was going to reply in kind. No way does something as hot as RM's ass produce anything nasty. :no:
     
  16. Capn Crud

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    Shower farts are about the worst. That moist humid air amplifies the stench of the fart and you are stuck in that little box. Every time I do it, I say never again.
     
  17. Jim J Jiblets

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    There's nothing green about my steamy piles.

    I will go in with a turtle tail to drop off, though. Great drain in my tub.

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  18. Reggae Mistress

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    :giggle:
     
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    Some comedian has a bit on this. Basically it's a fucking reset. If you shower then have to shit, it's best just to take another shower. Otherwise the whole day is off balance, cats and dogs living together, etc....
     
  20. Reggae Mistress

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    Rainbows and unicorns :yay: