when you get a uber ride

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  1. baltimore mike

    baltimore mike Shitty Bar Thread Creator

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    Do you expect music or quite?
     
  2. Mr. Potato Head

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    I fart before I get out of the car.
     
  3. doughhead63

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    Any music but John Mayer.
     
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    idiotbox Looking for a dime and found a quarter.

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    I hope I'm riding along on a shooting.
     
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    The guy that murdered 6 people in Michigan was an Uber driver.


    Are you gonna kill people?
     
  6. baltimore mike

    baltimore mike Shitty Bar Thread Creator

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    Like
     
  7. baltimore mike

    baltimore mike Shitty Bar Thread Creator

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    Idk
     
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    The accused gunman who police say killed six people and wounded two others during a rampage in Michigan on Saturday night is a married father of two who was working as an Uber driver, USA Today reported.

    Jason Dalton, 45, passed a background check when he was hired by Uber, the company told the paper. Dalton had no criminal record and only five traffic violations, police said.

    A Michigan prosecutor said authorities were investigating a Facebook post that indicated Dalton picked up Uber customers around the time of the shootings. Kalamazoo County Prosecutor Jeff Getting says he was aware of the post, but was not prepared to discuss it.

    Dalton lived just outside Kalamazoo, where the shootings occurred, in a ranch-style house with his wife of at least 15 years and two children, ages 10 and 15, according to USA Today.
     
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    I had just left.
     
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    i'm gonna see John Mayer this summer
     
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    I expect you to stop breathing heavy while staring at me in the rear view.
     
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    So, you were the one

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    I will tolerate him in that context.
     
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    He will when he's done. :fil:
     
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    Can you imagine how many stinking dumps he's left in his various workplaces for his co-workers to choke on?? Seems only fair that he should get cropdusted on the reg.
     
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    Dude egdes for hours.
     
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    Quite
     
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    I would rob your fat ass.
     
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