When you get into an accident get outta traffic!

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  1. Lemmy

    Lemmy Douchebag Extraordinaire Gold

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    In the spirit of Gridman's thread about asshole drivers I'd like to continue the theme......
    If you are in a god damn accident get your fucking car out of the way of traffic. Pull onto the berm where it's safe or into a parking lot. Get out of your car, if you must, to make sure the other driver is ok then proceed off of the traffic path so people that know how to drive without wrecking into each other can continue on their way. The police don't give a rat's ass if you moved you car after your bout of incompetence. :toptip:

    By all means if there is a serious (not just for insurance purposes) injury stay put and don't risk further damage. :toptip:
     
  2. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    I hate Mexicans
     
  3. Lemmy

    Lemmy Douchebag Extraordinaire Gold

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    But they created Taco Bell?!?!
     
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    ice cream Well-Known Member

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    i have found in my driving experience that girls 17-23 have to be the most dangerois drivers out there

    old people drive slow but they usually drivesafe
     
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    Lawsy Hey, buttholes

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    Thanks, pig!!!!
     
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    Lemmy when you go to a call of a accident,who are usually perpetrators?
     
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    angry motorists are angry :jj:
     
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    :hug:
     
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    i'll just say girls drive with the most distractions going on :fil:
     
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    I usually wait for the csi crew to arrive.:coffee:
     
  11. Lemmy

    Lemmy Douchebag Extraordinaire Gold

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    I would call you a pig as well but I am a gentleman. :fil:
     
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    Lawsy Hey, buttholes

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    old people do not drive safely. they weave back and forth, run stop signs and red lights they don't even see and tend to drive those bigass boat cars like cadi's

    :poke:
     
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    Lawsy Hey, buttholes

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    :shucks:

    My cousin is a detective. You know I like you guys...somewhat.
    *tokes up*
     
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  15. Lemmy

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    It varies. Hands down though if an Asian is involved they are the one that fucked up. I had an Asian lady that flipped her car over. That isn't so odd but what made it extra special is that she did it in her driveway. :nojj:



























    :jj:
     
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    Lemmy Douchebag Extraordinaire Gold

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    Define "old" please. :chair:
     
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    only talking from my own driving history

    the people who try and hit me the most in the course of a day are young girls
     
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    So by your last sentence, are you saying that in a serious injury accident, DON'T move the CARS (if they're moveable, or just don't leave the scene?!?!?!?! I've always wondered about the legalities of moving your car after an accident.
     
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    I was behind a family of Asians yesterday, holy fuck, I thought the driver was retarded or having a stroke.:facepalm: