When you go out to see a movie

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  1. Billy Brown

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    Where do you like to sit in the theater?
     
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    up in the balcony with the blaeks
     
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    On my supple leather couch in my home theater. Nobody talks through the movie. :fil:
     
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    Half way or 2/3 to the top, toward the middle.

    I'm not some weak bladderd fool that can't sit for 2 hours without taking a leak.
     
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    Top row is fine by me, but I avoid theaters because teens and urbanites texting make me aggro.
     
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    I have to whizz halfway thru because I'm guzzling out of a nice sized flask during.

     
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    right. not too close. not too far

    but i like to sit away from the aisle so that the people who do have to pee or whatnot don't keep making me get up and down
     
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    /thrad
     
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    lucky.
     
  10. Billy Brown

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    I sit where ever the person I am with wants to sit.
    If I had my choice in a full theater I would be in the last row on the aisle.
     
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    In one of the back rows over to one side. Nowadays with the stadium style seating and the gigantic screens, sitting in the back doesn't make the screen seem further away, it makes it more panoramic.
     
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    and i'm sure you call ahead to the movie theater and have them dust off the seats for you and your guest.
     
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    :wtf:
     
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    In other words so no one can watch you jerk off Grid and his dreadpubes.
     
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    Oh, the hook up seats... dirty girl
     
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    I hadn't been to the movies in awhile until this past week and I realized how much other people annoy the fuck out of me. Some Korean bastard is sniffling every 10-30 seconds right behind me so I move...

    Yes, finally, this is a good spot, I can handle this. Lights dim. In walks some fat fuck and his little bastard son carrying popcorn and candy and 2 large sodas. They sit. Directly. Behind. Me. And start slurping, chomping, and smacking their snack bar bounty.

    I move yet again.

    Finally, I find a spot to watch the movie unmolested and unbothered.
     
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    On the rare occasion I go to the theater, I sit closer to the back
     
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    :facepalm:


















    ......that's what the drive-in is for. :c
     
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  19. Billy Brown

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    Yes.
    Back and towards one of the sides has been my choice since I was a little Billy.
     
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    Last row dead center. That way I don't have anyone tripping over my feet to go to the concession stand/bathroom and I don't have to worry about getting my seat kicked every 5 minutes from behind. When my vision starts going, I'll probably start making my way down toward the middle.