When you go to the barber, what kind of look do you ask for?

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Swayze, Mar 20, 2013.

  1. Swayze

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    I always ask for the "ALF"

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    I say "Hey Ronnie, gimme the ALF again"
     
  2. Pope Francis

    Pope Francis New Member Banned User

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    Im the leader of the catholic church. I dont go to the barber. The barber comes to me
     
  3. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    3 on top, 1 on sides :slick:
     
  4. Swayze

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    Moopy will hunt you down

    He's an "Ace" mult detective aka Mult Dick
     
  5. Mack

    Mack Well-Known Member

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    you don't get a choice with my barber.
     
  6. BrulesRules

    BrulesRules Just grab 'em in the biscuits VIP

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    3 on sides and back..block the back and trim the top and bring sideburns up to mid ear.
     
  7. Swayze

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    Yeah but what look?

    Like say, hey, gimme the Joey from Friends haircut please.
     
  8. SIPAWITZ

    SIPAWITZ Bialy Whore Banned User

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    I ask for the Pete rose
     
  9. sstressed

    sstressed enhancement toker VIP

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    everytime i find a barber who cuts my hair exactly how i want, the next time i go he's not there and i end up getting a so so cut that is always too short.
     
  10. Double Blizz

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    Straight fade.
    And none of that high top military shit either
     
  11. Swayze

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    Ask for the Kid n Play
     
  12. Blackened

    Blackened Commitment to Excellence

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    ever shit in the woods?

    be honest
     
  13. Blackened

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    the Donald Trump is a good look
     
  14. Double Blizz

    Double Blizz New Member Banned User

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    I'm thinking of the Swayze moms bush look next time.
     
  15. Billy Brown

    Billy Brown Thinking big VIP

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    I cut my own hair
     
  16. Swayze

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    Idiot
     
  17. Billy Brown

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    no
     
  18. Swayze

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    Sorry I didn't really mean that Bill.
     
  19. gwartney

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    I went to a place one time and asked for the "Moe" and they gave me a "Pete Rose."
     
  20. HeinousMark

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    Fucking A right. This happened to me Monday :mad:


    Next time someone gets it right, I hope I remember to take a pic and write down which clippers and shit. :idea:
     
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