When You Kiss Your Significant Other

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by Dorb, May 24, 2015.

  1. Dorb

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    "Beauty is only skin deep". The real ugliness is on the inside!

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    Whaddarrryousaaayinnnng? ?
     
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  4. Dorb

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    Ok, so I'm ugly on the outside to.
     
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    Dude, you are getting into creepy old man territory.
     
  6. Mr Vengeance

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    So, I'm guessing she's fully shaved?
     
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    there is this art show that occasionally appears where cadavers are pumped full of colored latex. once hardened the flesh is removed and the remains are placed on display as "art". prior to Hurricane Sandy it was on display at the South Street Seaport.

    I still maintain it is the ugliest and creepiest "art" i have ever seen. I am convinced that god created skin so that we would would not be totally grossed out by the sight of what goes on under hour hoods. if we could see under each other's skin we would never have kids and die out as a species immediately.
     
  8. Dorb

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    Exactly! :)
     
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  9. Dorb

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    And, your point is?
     
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    No point. Just letting you know.
     
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    That looks like something off a Tool CD. Are you into Tool?
     
  12. Dorb

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    i knew for years now that i'm a creepy old man!
     
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    Got it from twitter
     
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    I was thinking it was Alex Grey too.
     
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    their hearts and minds are ON FIRE
     
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    smichal A1 Dick Game

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    this disgusts me
    currently there is one called Body World playing here about animals
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    there are many very attractive women who find men who acknowledge they have creepy yearnings, to be hot. I am currently trying to watch 50 Shades of Grey for an appreciative Asian girl (but is really an effort to watch this stuff).
     
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    I can't be sure that those human exhibits weren't political prisoners. On those grounds I refuse to go.
     
  19. Dorb

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    Must admit I avoided that show like the plague.
    You have my sympathies.
     
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