When you meet a girl do you . . .

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Diogenes1, Jun 10, 2013.

  1. Diogenes1

    Diogenes1 VIP Extreme Gold

    Reputations:
    6,129
    Joined:
    Apr 22, 2012
    Messages:
    17,154
    Likes Received:
    977
    try to imagine how she will look when she is older/fatter/after kids?

    Do you check out her mom to see what you will be getting on a daily basis twenty+ years from thence?

    Do you try to look beyond the here and now before throwing a ring her way?

    thank you

    [​IMG]

    [​IMG]

    [​IMG]

    [​IMG]
     
  2. Diogenes1

    Diogenes1 VIP Extreme Gold

    Reputations:
    6,129
    Joined:
    Apr 22, 2012
    Messages:
    17,154
    Likes Received:
    977
  3. Diogenes1

    Diogenes1 VIP Extreme Gold

    Reputations:
    6,129
    Joined:
    Apr 22, 2012
    Messages:
    17,154
    Likes Received:
    977
  4. Diogenes1

    Diogenes1 VIP Extreme Gold

    Reputations:
    6,129
    Joined:
    Apr 22, 2012
    Messages:
    17,154
    Likes Received:
    977
  5. Mlaw

    Mlaw Quite Contrarian Gold

    Reputations:
    369,458
    Joined:
    Nov 5, 2010
    Messages:
    58,833
    Likes Received:
    23,912
    you really should hope she becomes big an strong because chances are you'll need her to wipe your ass when you have a stroke
     
  6. Diogenes1

    Diogenes1 VIP Extreme Gold

    Reputations:
    6,129
    Joined:
    Apr 22, 2012
    Messages:
    17,154
    Likes Received:
    977
    I will give her a handgun and some bullets in a strong box so se can put me out of my misery.
     
  7. HeinousMark

    HeinousMark Creepy-Ass Cracka VIP

    Reputations:
    9
    Joined:
    Dec 14, 2011
    Messages:
    19,629
    Likes Received:
    3
    yes
     
  8. mike25

    mike25 Active Member VIP

    Reputations:
    0
    Joined:
    Jun 25, 2012
    Messages:
    6,033
    Likes Received:
    0
    never even thought about stuff like that but now you might have corrupted me and made me more shallow :mad:












































    :thumbup:
     
  9. RH Goatcabin

    RH Goatcabin Notable Member VIP

    Reputations:
    163,541
    Joined:
    Oct 25, 2010
    Messages:
    80,685
    Likes Received:
    21,689
    Dio has issues.
     
  10. Johnnykstaint

    Johnnykstaint VIP Extreme Gold

    Reputations:
    97,083
    Joined:
    Sep 17, 2010
    Messages:
    41,746
    Likes Received:
    20,842
    when i meet a girl, i'm pretty much only interested in the next couple hours and whether or not we'll have sex again after that.
     
  11. Mlaw

    Mlaw Quite Contrarian Gold

    Reputations:
    369,458
    Joined:
    Nov 5, 2010
    Messages:
    58,833
    Likes Received:
    23,912
    who doesn't?
     
  12. HeinousMark

    HeinousMark Creepy-Ass Cracka VIP

    Reputations:
    9
    Joined:
    Dec 14, 2011
    Messages:
    19,629
    Likes Received:
    3
    Since we're dealing with generalizations, I've noticed two predominant types: Some chicks will become mirror images (mentaly and physically) of their mom's, others will go out of their way to remain polar opposites. One of the most beautiful women I've ever personally known had a mom that was morbidly obese, like Gilbert Grape's mama obese....
     
  13. Diogenes1

    Diogenes1 VIP Extreme Gold

    Reputations:
    6,129
    Joined:
    Apr 22, 2012
    Messages:
    17,154
    Likes Received:
    977
    get me dose tissues
     
  14. Diogenes1

    Diogenes1 VIP Extreme Gold

    Reputations:
    6,129
    Joined:
    Apr 22, 2012
    Messages:
    17,154
    Likes Received:
    977
    I see some, and you can note where they will one day have jowls like a hound dog.

    Others blessed with a nice pert rack will one day flesh out to a physique resembling Gorrilla Monsoon.

    When it comes to Mexcians and Filipinos, it's god's cruel trick to make them look like Salma Hayek when they are young and then 20 years later, George Lopez.
     
  15. Babs

    Babs Well-Known Member

    Reputations:
    120,399
    Joined:
    Aug 20, 2012
    Messages:
    64,336
    Likes Received:
    19,047
    I met my husband's dad two weeks after we started dating, I couldnt wait til he got that age to look like his dad. So handsome!
     
  16. DrSublux

    DrSublux Who am dis VIP

    Reputations:
    61,426
    Joined:
    Sep 20, 2010
    Messages:
    23,186
    Likes Received:
    10,590
    what happened to meatloaf?
     
  17. FtM

    FtM Starless & Bible Black Gold

    Reputations:
    14,003
    Joined:
    Dec 21, 2011
    Messages:
    43,718
    Likes Received:
    1,646
    I don't really look anything like my mother. :dontknow:
     
  18. Estocada

    Estocada Well-Known Member

    Reputations:
    41,515
    Joined:
    May 9, 2012
    Messages:
    10,821
    Likes Received:
    6,598


    I think that unless you have a lot of contact with the girls mother it does not usually cross your mind. Or at least I never considered it. When I met my wife, I was really into her by the time I met her parents. Plus her mother had a very large family, which neither of us planned to have.

    And her mother was always very kind to me; I never thought of her in that way.
     
    Last edited: Jun 10, 2013
  19. Diogenes1

    Diogenes1 VIP Extreme Gold

    Reputations:
    6,129
    Joined:
    Apr 22, 2012
    Messages:
    17,154
    Likes Received:
    977
    thats good, as long as your Dad doesnt look like Archie Bunker.
     
  20. Diogenes1

    Diogenes1 VIP Extreme Gold

    Reputations:
    6,129
    Joined:
    Apr 22, 2012
    Messages:
    17,154
    Likes Received:
    977
    it's forecasting the seismic genetic shift from svelte to rotund.