when you meet God

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  1. bennymuso

    bennymuso Italian by name, British by nature VIP

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    What do you want to say/ ask to him?
     
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    mercy post :hw:
     
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    Proof for God's existence?
     
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    There is no God. And if there was. I'm sure she would love me....:shucks:
     
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    mohammad still a pedo?
     
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    I'm sorry I fucked up. But why were things always so hard for me?
     
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    everyday i ask the lord to forgive me.

    i'm hoping he will. :)
     
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    :lo5: of course she will.. :vag:
     
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    God: "Well, I never liked you Peter."
     
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    i've worshiped a few women.
     
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    The existence of the Jews in 2015 AD.

    As Mark Twain wrote in 1899:

    To conclude – If the statistics are right, the Jews constitute but one per cent of the human race. It suggests a nebulous dim puff of star dust lost in the blaze of the Milky Way. Properly the Jew ought hardly to be heard of; but he is heard of, has always been heard of. He is as prominent on the planet as any other people, and his commercial importance is extravagantly out of proportion to the smallness of his bulk. His contributions to the world’s list of great names in literature, science, art, music, finance, medicine, and abstruse learning are always way out of proportion to the weakness of his numbers. He has made a marvelous fight in this world, in all the ages; and has done it with his hands tied behind him. He could be vain of himself, and be excused for it. The Egyptian, the Babylonian, and the Persian rose, filled the planet with sound and splendor, then faded to dream-stuff and passed away; the Greek and the Roman followed, and made a vast noise, and they are gone; other peoples have sprung up and held their torch high for a time, but it burned out, and they all sit in twilight now, or have vanished. The Jew saw them all, beat them all, and is now what he always was, exhibiting no decadence, no infirmities of age, no weakening of his parts, no slowing of his energies, no dulling of his alert and aggressive mind. All things are mortal but the Jew; all other forces pass, but he remains. What is the secret of his immortality? (Harper’s Magazine, June 1899)
     
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    And I'd say: "that's what I thought. Thanks for being honest about it."
     
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    I'd ask him if he got along with his mother. Did he write the music or the words first? Was Moses well hung? Is Sirius one company or two? Oops, that's what Howard would ask God in an interview.
     
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    Already met him.
    He is here on earth anonomously.
    He goes by the name of Dorb.
     
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    :fil: Please don't make a mockery of this....
     
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    I thought so...:bigthink
     
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    Jesus loves me.

    Fuck all of you.
     
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    Jesus ? He was just a Grocery clerk.

     
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    Are you going to send me to hell just because I'm a Buddhist?
     
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