Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Phan Neepack, Feb 6, 2015.
... And how often do Palm-bomb yourself after you've volumized?
Your candidness is appreciated
That is not a word
I clench down to dry to make as high a pitch as possible. sometimes it even vibrates like a tuning fork and tickles a bit.
How much of your thought process went into making this shit thread and did you proof read the premise ?
When I was pretty young, I had a boyfriend who loved to fart. He seemed to take great joy in causing gaseous emissions. He would call me over to enjoy his tonal quality and the musky fecal scent. Thankfully my husband is not gassy, and when he is he doesnt draw attention to it (for the most part).
If you pull your butt cheeks apart wouldn't that make it less loud? The sound only comes from the cheeks rhythmically slapping.
it's like a wind instrument orchestra here every morning.
I farted once in church on the wooden pew .... the blast stopped the pastor mid-sermon and punched my ticket to hell.
This guy gets it
Yesterday I had to take my older dog to the liver specialist. We were there six hours doing tests. On the way home, I heard a little squeek, then a vile, horrible wind from the bowels of hell enveloped me. I looked at the rear view mirror, and caught the evil glint in her eye. That was her revenge on me.
why did you break up with me then? Was it the request for painal?
Try opening yor buttocks next time you pass wind.
Farts = Homo mating call
There are no errors in the premise... It is succinct and concise. You should redirect your concern to that deplorable run-on sentence of yours, Corky.
When I'm drunk, I enjoy making it louder.
When I shower. It reverberates incredibly.
The bad thing is that steamy showers take a tame fart and transform it into a killah.
silent but deadly is the way to go