When you piss on your fingertips to sniff your own urine...

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Daveindiego, Sep 1, 2012.

  1. Daveindiego

    Daveindiego Confirmed Internet Legend Banned User

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    Which hand do you use? :smile:
     
  2. face palm

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    bed time old feller
     
  3. HAL

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    shaddap
     
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  5. Daveindiego

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    Get over the fucking pants already. :rolleyes:
     
  6. JJR

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    K.
     
  7. JJR

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    New sig :pie:
     
  8. Daveindiego

    Daveindiego Confirmed Internet Legend Banned User

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    Nice. Way to show consideration to all the old fucks around here who are like a million years older than me, which is 2/3 of the board.
     
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    JJR New Member

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    Bud and Neesie are the only posters older than you.
     
  10. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    Kirk Douglas posts here? :eek:
     
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    Dave everyone knows that you sit down when you pee...
     
  12. Daveindiego

    Daveindiego Confirmed Internet Legend Banned User

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    TomTom is older than me. :smile:

    Hella old people don't start pissing on your fingertip threads.
     
  13. tomtom

    tomtom Well-Known Member

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    If you're really 43 then yes, you're two years younger than me.
    You look 20 years older than I do though and you sure play the part of cranky old lonely guy perfectly. Eerily perfectly.
     
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  15. Billy Brown

    Billy Brown Suck my dick from the back VIP

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    :jj:
     
  16. Billy Brown

    Billy Brown Suck my dick from the back VIP

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    Prostate problems
     
  17. Billy Brown

    Billy Brown Suck my dick from the back VIP

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    How short does your dick have to be that you piss on your fingertips?
     
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    Dlist Well-Known Member VIP

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    The hand that deletes the bar...
     
  19. Daveindiego

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    I pull it back up to do it.

    Unlike you who pisses all over his pubic hairs, because you can't find your dick.
     
  20. Daveindiego

    Daveindiego Confirmed Internet Legend Banned User

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    My dick leaves tracks in the snow, your dick gets fucked by G.I. Joe.

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