When you shit your pants do you wash said pants with your other laundry

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  1. Phan Neepack

    Phan Neepack Well-Known Member

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    .... Or all alone?

    Asking for a friend
     
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    I use Cottonelle and go commando
     
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    just burn them

    sounds horrible
     
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    But do you wash said pants along with your other clothes that need laundering ?? (Which may contaminate your other clothes)
     
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    The person in question really likes this particular pair of shorts
     
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    I send them to the dry cleaners so they get washed with EVERYBODY'S clothes
     
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    just throw them in by themselves in a small load.
     
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    I combine all the shit encrusted clothes together for their own load.

    Might take a couple loads.

    :c
     
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    8 hours of partying at the


    I had that happen once, and the dry cleaners charged me extra ...even though the stain wasn't what they said it was (they wrote "feces" as the reason for the extra cleaning charge) .... If the dry cleaning people weren't Asian I would have been horribly embarrassed
     
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    Repair what you can with paper towels, then throw it in by itself. Run a rinse cycle after to make sure all fecal material is out of the washer.
     
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    Not sure, I didn't do the laundry when I was 4.
     
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    :jj:
     
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    :rofl:
     
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    I have never encountered this dilemma. Thank god!! :yes:
     
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    :lol:
     
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    You seem like a expert in this area.
     
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    Phan Neepack Well-Known Member

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    Some adults do have "accidents" ya know.... 9 hours of eating hot dogs, potato chips, churros, toffee peanuts, nachos, & beef brain taco's at the Long Beach Grand Prix today can have an disagreeable effect on ones digestive system
     
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    Who cares, the rest of dirty clothes have dried up cum and vasaline all over them from wiping my dick after I jerk it.
     
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    Yeah, that'll do it.
     
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