When you take a shit at work

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  1. baltimore mike

    baltimore mike Well-Known Member 2010 OG VIP

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    Do you wrap the seat with paper towels?
     
  2. gwartney

    gwartney Is there gas in the car? 2010 OG Gold

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    Classy places supply butt gaskets.
     
  3. baltimore mike

    baltimore mike Well-Known Member 2010 OG VIP

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    I just wipe it down
     
  4. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    No but I only poo in the executive bathroom
     
  5. nazdrowie

    nazdrowie THE BEE BIT MY BOTTOM NOW MY BOTTOM BIG Gold

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    how many times have you broken a toilet seat, Mike?
     
  6. baltimore mike

    baltimore mike Well-Known Member 2010 OG VIP

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    never here at work
     
  7. Schmoopy

    Schmoopy Shit Mult Hunter 2010 OG Gold

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    No, because I'm the one who always makes sure the bathroom is clean.
     
  8. Schmoopy

    Schmoopy Shit Mult Hunter 2010 OG Gold

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    I don't do windows though.:nono:
     
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    Gitfiddle Live Deliciously

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    Thank God B-Mike is back. :cheer:
     
  10. baltimore mike

    baltimore mike Well-Known Member 2010 OG VIP

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    I miss your man butt
     
  11. Dirty South

    Dirty South Large Member

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    Wife still sucking big black cocks, mike?

    How's the diabeetus?
     
  12. yaddc

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    when shitting at work make sure never to flush when done. makes 4 good conversation. makes 8 hours go by fast.
     
  13. Mur

    Mur WTF is this shit? Gold

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    I do the same and to make sure there is toilet paper before i sit down.

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  14. Johnnykstaint

    Johnnykstaint A real one way mother f-er 2010 OG Gold

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    No way I go in RAW! Cheek-to-plastic.
     
  15. Schmoopy

    Schmoopy Shit Mult Hunter 2010 OG Gold

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  16. DarkFriday

    DarkFriday Mlaw stole my AV Gold

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    U shit at work?

    Shame on U.
     
  17. Schmoopy

    Schmoopy Shit Mult Hunter 2010 OG Gold

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    Those poor people.:puke:
     
  18. Mr. Potato Head

    Mr. Potato Head ~POTY the bar~ 2010 OG Gold

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    The car seats? :ohnoes: