Discussion in 'The Bar' started by zhukov, May 2, 2014.
That's why I'm sleeping in the spare bedroom tonight
If I did she wouldn't give a shit. Your wife must be a cunt.
She is a huge cunt.
jerk off on her while she's sleeping
yeah we know about that
You lost me at "talk to your wife".
right in the ear.
I've done that
seemed like a good idea at the time
I'm sure you've done things with pens that are illegal
I survived the experience
showed you who's boss
He doesn't say that to me, but he did make me examine an ingrown hair he has on his taint tonight. I'd rather be called a faggit.
I'm serious about this.
When your wife is blabbing on and on and fucking on, and sounding like Charlie Brown's teacher, do you just look at her and say "whatever, faggot."
Does that end the conversation, or not?
FUCK that noise.
Why would u sleep on the couch. Tell her to.