When you talk to your wife, do you ever say...

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  1. zhukov

    zhukov Time Traveler VIP

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    Whatever, Faggot.

    That's why I'm sleeping in the spare bedroom tonight :c
     
  2. jdwhatever

    jdwhatever Fesh Gold

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    If I did she wouldn't give a shit. Your wife must be a cunt.
     
  3. zhukov

    zhukov Time Traveler VIP

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    She is a huge cunt.
     
  4. Avery

    Avery Well-Known Member Banned User

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    jerk off on her while she's sleeping
     
  5. Markijuano

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    Wives :cwl:
     
  6. zhukov

    zhukov Time Traveler VIP

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    yeah we know about that
     
  7. eliasbboy

    eliasbboy Insert Witty Title Here Staff Member

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    You lost me at "talk to your wife". :jj:
     
  8. Mack

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    right in the ear.
     
  9. Avery

    Avery Well-Known Member Banned User

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    sticky willy :hhh:
     
  10. zhukov

    zhukov Time Traveler VIP

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    I've done that

    seemed like a good idea at the time
     
  11. zhukov

    zhukov Time Traveler VIP

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    I'm sure you've done things with pens that are illegal
     
  12. Markijuano

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    I survived the experience
     
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    :lol:
     
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    :owned: showed you who's boss
     
  15. VeeB

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    He doesn't say that to me, but he did make me examine an ingrown hair he has on his taint tonight. I'd rather be called a faggit.
     
  16. zhukov

    zhukov Time Traveler VIP

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    I'm serious about this.

    When your wife is blabbing on and on and fucking on, and sounding like Charlie Brown's teacher, do you just look at her and say "whatever, faggot."

    Does that end the conversation, or not?
     
  17. Capn Crud

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    Roast beef :drool:
     
  18. Mack

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    :lol:


    FUCK that noise.
     
  19. jdwhatever

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    Why would u sleep on the couch. Tell her to.
     
  20. VeeB

    VeeB I have a Full Member VIP

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    Dude :facepalm: