When you talk to your wife, do you ever say...

Whatever, Faggot.

That's why I'm sleeping in the spare bedroom tonight

 

If I did she wouldn't give a shit. Your wife must be a cunt.

 

She is a huge cunt.

 

jerk off on her while she's sleeping

 

Wives

 

yeah we know about that

 

right in the ear.

 

sticky willy

 

I've done that

seemed like a good idea at the time

 

I'm sure you've done things with pens that are illegal

 

I survived the experience

 

showed you who's boss

 

He doesn't say that to me, but he did make me examine an ingrown hair he has on his taint tonight. I'd rather be called a faggit.

 

I'm serious about this.

When your wife is blabbing on and on and fucking on, and sounding like Charlie Brown's teacher, do you just look at her and say "whatever, faggot."

Does that end the conversation, or not?

 

Roast beef

 

FUCK that noise.

 

Why would u sleep on the couch. Tell her to.

 

Dude