When your butthole itches, what do you do?

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Slim Whitman, Dec 5, 2014.

  1. Slim Whitman

    Slim Whitman Active Member Banned User

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    Please post all scenarios public or private.
     
  2. Slim Whitman

    Slim Whitman Active Member Banned User

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    We are all friends here.
     
  3. artiesoffspring

    artiesoffspring Hugs and kisses

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    I reach back and scratch it.
     
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    Sit on a Cactus
     
  5. Dick Fitzwell

    Dick Fitzwell Opinions are like assholes ... and so am I

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    I rub my balls on it
     
  6. GoshGeeGolly

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    Use wet wipes regularly.
     
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    hit the can and wipe until brown turns red

    that usually clears it up
     
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    Wash your butts, lewzers
     
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    artiesoffspring Hugs and kisses

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    That's what those little wet-naps are for in those plastic silverware kits from KFC.
     
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    Scratch it with my girlfriends toothbrush
     
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    I sit in a running car with the garage door closed.
     
  12. gwartney

    gwartney Is there gas in the car? VIP

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    I ask him to thrust really quickly for a second or two.
     
  13. bill

    bill Goofballa from Ding Dong U VIP Gold

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    I scoot around on the carpet and my poodle is like I don't know that fucker
     
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    Schmoopy Shit Mult Hunter

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    Duke:grr:
     
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    actually, I keep old worn out toothbrushes just for that purpose
     
  16. Bro

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    I moan in ecstasy while I scratch it.
     
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    What is that?
     
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    Thikken Vaney What's everyone looking at? VIP Gold

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    A warm, damp, washcloth and go after that itchy hole like it owes me money.
     
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    bill Goofballa from Ding Dong U VIP Gold

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    He doesn't shed, nothing to vacuum up :ohno::neener: