When your butthole itches, what do you do?

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Slim Whitman, Dec 5, 2014.

  1. Slim Whitman

    Slim Whitman Active Member Banned User

    Reputations:
    0
    Joined:
    Sep 28, 2014
    Messages:
    310
    Likes Received:
    97
    Please post all scenarios public or private.
     
  2. Slim Whitman

    Slim Whitman Active Member Banned User

    Reputations:
    0
    Joined:
    Sep 28, 2014
    Messages:
    310
    Likes Received:
    97
    We are all friends here.
     
  3. artiesoffspring

    artiesoffspring Hugs and kisses

    Reputations:
    25,549
    Joined:
    Feb 8, 2013
    Messages:
    59,614
    Likes Received:
    17,215
    I reach back and scratch it.
     
  4. Phan Neepack

    Phan Neepack Well-Known Member

    Reputations:
    0
    Joined:
    Aug 24, 2013
    Messages:
    10,107
    Likes Received:
    3,873
    Sit on a Cactus
     
  5. Dick Fitzwell

    Dick Fitzwell Opinions are like assholes ... and so am I

    Reputations:
    3,994
    Joined:
    Dec 13, 2011
    Messages:
    6,658
    Likes Received:
    14,951
    I rub my balls on it
     
  6. GoshGeeGolly

    GoshGeeGolly Well-Known Member VIP Gold

    Reputations:
    7,218
    Joined:
    Feb 15, 2012
    Messages:
    9,219
    Likes Received:
    11,935
    Use wet wipes regularly.
     
    babybear likes this.
  7. Tipsey Russell

    Tipsey Russell VIP Extreme Gold

    Reputations:
    17,640
    Joined:
    Nov 26, 2013
    Messages:
    13,896
    Likes Received:
    32,836
    hit the can and wipe until brown turns red

    that usually clears it up
     
    Johnnykstaint likes this.
  8. Stew Nod

    Stew Nod Well-Known Member Banned User

    Reputations:
    0
    Joined:
    Feb 9, 2012
    Messages:
    56,806
    Likes Received:
    42,854
    Wash your butts, lewzers
     
    artiesoffspring likes this.
  9. artiesoffspring

    artiesoffspring Hugs and kisses

    Reputations:
    25,549
    Joined:
    Feb 8, 2013
    Messages:
    59,614
    Likes Received:
    17,215
    That's what those little wet-naps are for in those plastic silverware kits from KFC.
     
    Charon, Johnnykstaint and Stew Nod like this.
  10. Dream Theater

    Dream Theater DAWGS E-BULLY Squad Gold

    Reputations:
    33,220
    Joined:
    Sep 17, 2010
    Messages:
    28,137
    Likes Received:
    49,158
    Scratch it with my girlfriends toothbrush
     
    gwartney likes this.
  11. Shart Garfunkel

    Shart Garfunkel I brought the magic suitcase Gold

    Reputations:
    6,753
    Joined:
    Oct 3, 2013
    Messages:
    7,184
    Likes Received:
    10,737
    I sit in a running car with the garage door closed.
     
  12. gwartney

    gwartney Is there gas in the car? VIP

    Reputations:
    13,788
    Joined:
    Sep 23, 2010
    Messages:
    46,289
    Likes Received:
    19,041
    I ask him to thrust really quickly for a second or two.
     
  13. bill

    bill Goofballa from Ding Dong U VIP Gold

    Reputations:
    6,196
    Joined:
    Sep 2, 2010
    Messages:
    57,920
    Likes Received:
    19,233
    I scoot around on the carpet and my poodle is like I don't know that fucker
     
    potroast and Ralph like this.
  14. Schmoopy

    Schmoopy Shit Mult Hunter Gold

    Reputations:
    16,769
    Joined:
    Aug 25, 2010
    Messages:
    215,901
    Likes Received:
    42,198
    Duke:grr:
     
  15. slats7

    slats7 Well-Known Member

    Reputations:
    0
    Joined:
    Aug 18, 2012
    Messages:
    2,389
    Likes Received:
    1,709
    actually, I keep old worn out toothbrushes just for that purpose
     
  16. Bro

    Bro Corporate Fascist Gold

    Reputations:
    19,267
    Joined:
    Sep 26, 2010
    Messages:
    91,560
    Likes Received:
    20,434
    I moan in ecstasy while I scratch it.
     
  17. Babs

    Babs Well-Known Member VIP

    Reputations:
    8,452
    Joined:
    Aug 20, 2012
    Messages:
    67,243
    Likes Received:
    21,164
    What is that?
     
  18. Thikken Vaney

    Thikken Vaney What's everyone looking at? VIP Gold

    Reputations:
    36,087
    Joined:
    Oct 23, 2014
    Messages:
    7,123
    Likes Received:
    7,784
    A warm, damp, washcloth and go after that itchy hole like it owes me money.
     
  19. bill

    bill Goofballa from Ding Dong U VIP Gold

    Reputations:
    6,196
    Joined:
    Sep 2, 2010
    Messages:
    57,920
    Likes Received:
    19,233
    He doesn't shed, nothing to vacuum up :ohno::neener: