When your greedy brats start with their Christmas demands show them this

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  1. Mlaw

    Mlaw Quite Contrarian VIP Gold

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    A boy gets a cutting board for a present and is thankful, and then

    "This little boy knew that his parents had fallen on hard times and was just thankful to receive any gift. He wasn’t expecting anything else, but then his mother pulls out another gift. This time he opens the package and sees a shoe box. However, there was something very special inside the shoe box, his mother had saved money to buy her grateful son the one gift she knew he wanted more than anything, a tablet computer."
     
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    Mlaw Quite Contrarian VIP Gold

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    ...Dawg is such a good dad :wub:
     
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    When I was like 10 my parents gave me a hairdryer. This was in front of like 40 cousins. I'm like now they all think I'm gay. I wanted a hair dryer for Christmas. Which, by the way, I didnt. My dumb mom did.
     
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    Dang....o_O:bigcry::bigcry::bigcry::woot:
     
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    Dad needs to put on a shirt :smokin:
     
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    I never used it even though it would have helped feather my hair
     
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    :lol: you are gay! :jj:
     
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    j/k buddy. :wub:
     
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    :mad:
     
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    Barren womb.
     
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    I bet @Bro would have been upset that the cutting board wasn't the real gift.
     
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    I was gonna say, who gives their kid a cutting board?
     
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    Yeah my daughter asked for a $250 kate spade watch.
     
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    They should have put some
    I am not getting this.
    People who can afford to buy their kids stuff should get them a cutting board to make them cry?
     
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    That weepy little homo is probably surfing gay porn sites as we speak. :gay:
     
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    :lol: that's the first thing I thought of when the kid opened the tablet box
     
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    Papi is getting ready to make little Pedro pay for that tablet. :pedo:
     
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