When your wife is on her period she...

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How does your wife take care of you?

  1. Blow job

    32.0%
  2. Hand job

    11.5%
  3. Anal

    9.8%
  4. Titty fuck

    4.9%
  5. Nothing. Have to take care of myself

    48.4%
  6. Other. If so, please explain

    12.3%
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  1. Shivvy

    Shivvy Well-Known Member

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    Vote please on how your wife takes care of your needs or if you're a woman how you take care of your man
     
  2. LaserT

    LaserT You have to have fun.

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    What's a wife? :dontknow:
     
  3. iloveyoubut

    iloveyoubut Well-Known Member

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    She... bleeds
     
  4. Calloused Shins

    Calloused Shins Well-Known Member

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    Whatever it is, it sounds painful
     
  5. DiamondGoddess

    DiamondGoddess Born Ready for My Close-Up!

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    OH purleeze!!!

    WhoTF can have any sex when they feel like crap?

    Ugh!!!
     
  6. RobotsVsMonsters

    RobotsVsMonsters Semi-lurker since 2008

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    When my wife is on her period, your wife takes care of me
     
  7. Horse Be Gone

    Horse Be Gone VIP Extreme Gold

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    Man up and stick it in anyway.
     
  8. LaserT

    LaserT You have to have fun.

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    :c....[​IMG]
     
  9. chrisfromvegas

    chrisfromvegas HOOLIGAN VIP

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    I can wait a few days for Christ sakes.
     
  10. DiamondGoddess

    DiamondGoddess Born Ready for My Close-Up!

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    Thanks!!!

    Much appreciated.

    And you don't marry an asshole who expects otherwise.
     
  11. Shivvy

    Shivvy Well-Known Member

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    You sound like her :no:
     
  12. DiamondGoddess

    DiamondGoddess Born Ready for My Close-Up!

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    Imagine you gots da rollickin' shits and she wants you to eat her.

    Now you know how we luurrvve to hear yer sex-request at this time.

    (In fairness, at the right time, it can make de cramps feel much bettah, tho. It's tricky!!!)
     
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    Birddog Well-Known Member

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    Crazy ex gf had no problem fucking on her period. Felt just as good to me but looked like a crime scene afterwards.
     
  14. HorsetoothBeth

    HorsetoothBeth Well-Known Member

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    Give me one or two days to get over the hell of it, and my husband can fuck my brains out.
    Extra sensitive down there during those remaining days.
     
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    Pickle Jar Well-Known Member

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    Lucky fuck
     
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    yaddc Well-Known Member

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    That why they have a back door.
     
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    hsdramaqueen It takes horns to hold up my halo

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    Oh dear. :facepalm: I think I started this because I told @shitty this morning that I do this for my man. So sorry ladies. And thanks a lot shitty :behave: they may hate me more now than for all of my flirting!

    That being said I do this because I want to. Not the first day or two when I have cramps.. Even my kids know to stay away from me then. But after that I enjoy giving my man a treat. He NEVER asks. But I would if he did. There is some kind of a power trip in it I will admit. Taking him off guard and relieving some of his stress. Knowing I can make him feel that way. I'm probably going to take a lot of heat for this, but he is the main breadwinner here and works his ass off for us at a really stressful job like many of you. I would do almost anything for him. And believe me, he reciprocates plenty when the time is over.
     
  18. quitefrankly

    quitefrankly Well-Known Member

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    so your workin if the front porch is painted angle :) nice work
     
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  19. LaserT

    LaserT You have to have fun.

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    Yeah have had a few girls tell me they enjoy it during because it's good on their cramps. I have no problem going to town during it. There's a reason we have been around for thousands of years. Men are men. ;)
     
  20. DiamondGoddess

    DiamondGoddess Born Ready for My Close-Up!

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    Oh please, nuthin' wrong with him bringin' home de bacon, and you fryin' up his in a pan, :snicker:

    Sounds like a great marriage to me!!!

    Relationships are reciprocal.