WTF When your windshield needs fixed?

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  1. NiggalissCage

    NiggalissCage Well-Known Member

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    Anyone see this Safelite commercial? What the fuck is with the ebonics?

    When your windshield "needs fixed"?


     
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    I noticed that too.

    I thought my ears were deceiving me.
     
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    He be talkin' 'bout they's busted windshield- sheeit!!! My windshield looks worse than that- of course they use gravel in the winter here instead of salt for the roads, so as long as I can see out the thing, it won't get replaced.
     
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    America Has Talent
     
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    One thing for sure, he could sure use Cindy Brady's baby talk tongue twister practice book! :facepalm:

    He really has trouble getting those 50ยข words out.


     
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    Murica be havin' talents an' sheeeeit
     
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    the commercials are designed to dissuade your fears of the coloreds...the actors are all non threatening, sub-servant, neatly dressed, smiles, unlikely to rob you, rape...
     
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    English may not be his first language. And check out that cool device to install it!
     
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    Great company to use lift time on the windshield
     
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    Technician Ray explains chip repairs....
     
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    At least they let Technician Ray speak proper English, are they not as confident in Technician Beaner?
     
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    From my experiences "needs fixed" is a redneck term.
     
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    Maybe the editors are a fix' to learn some English.
     
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    The commercial sucks but their work doesn't , earlier this summer I was putting wipers on the pick up the day before it went in for inspection , dropped the dam wiper arm ( without the blade in ) about half way up and bang - cracked the windshield instant inspection fail . Was able to schedule an appointment online on Sunday and they went right to where the truck was being inspected and fixed it .

    That was my $500.00 mistake this year ....should have taken a picture of the wife's face when I told her ....:hammer:
     
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    If anyone complains, they'll just say they are "keeping it real"!

     
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    oh good. i kept thinking, needs fixed? what am i missing? how could the company not notice this?

    teachers probably don't want to correct anyone's english as they might be offended.
     
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    Well, hellooo dere
     
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