When you're dying, what will you regret?

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  1. chapped

    chapped Well-Known Member

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    a girl, job, trip, not doing something you always wanted to do??

    everyone has something
     
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    That it didn't happen sooner so I could have avoided decades of dullness.
     
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  3. Mr. Potato Head

    Mr. Potato Head ~Would Like to Play~ Gold

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    I should have taken a left turn at Albuquerque.
     
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    Man do I miss the oldschool Looney Tunes/Merrie Melodies
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    FlaFlaFlunkie Fabulous!

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    I hope it happens so fast, I won't have time.
     
  6. Jon Hein is God

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    Me too.
     
  7. Roberticus

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    My giant Howard Stern tattoo.
     
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    Well, hopefully I still have a while to go, so whatever it is I regret now maybe can still be resolved before my time is up.

    But if you're asking for now, I'd say that my biggest regret would be having very poor self-esteem, although I don't believe that this was my fault. A lot of bad things happened to me when I was a child (poor health as a small kid; awful cystic acne [the worst kind] when I was a teenager; my father's death when I was 16 and consequential disappearance of my mother's emotional support, just to name a few) that I have never really gotten over. I'd say I'm more bitter today at age 48 than regretful. I've been to shrinks but they make me feel worse. Guess I will take the bitterness to the grave with me.
     
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    They're all over youtube! One of my favorites? :c
    [video=youtube;vtkflEaeGjo]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vtkflEaeGjo[/video]
     
  10. Anfkid

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    Clicking on this thread.
     
  11. Bye You!

    Bye You! The n word guy Gold

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    :lol:
     
  12. Ben Dover

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    Not going full-out Columbine at my high school, though it would have been a full ten years earlier
     
  13. TaTa Toothy

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    That I waited hours on line to meet Howard Stern at the Private Parts book signing.
     
  14. Mr. Potato Head

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    Well, aren't YOU better than everyone else. :rolleye:

    You're not helping. :no:
     
  15. Mr. Potato Head

    Mr. Potato Head ~Would Like to Play~ Gold

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    On line. :pie:






    Did everyone hold you above their head? Is that how you were on the line? Or were you in the line? Waiting with everyone else?
     
  16. slipkid69

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    A woman who was a part of my life about 16 years ago. Let her go and we were never able to have a second chance together. I always told her she was the right girl at the wrong time.
     
  17. Dorb

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    Having to drag this huge cock around with me all my life :(
     
  18. Mr. Potato Head

    Mr. Potato Head ~Would Like to Play~ Gold

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    Are you sick of the gay lifestyle, or just your gay lover and his huge cock? :bigthink
     
  19. Dorb

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    Envious much?
     
  20. Mr. Potato Head

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    No. My gay friends are just as miserable as I am. I don't envy you.