When You're Masturbating

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  1. blairg

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    I fell asleep last night jerking off to online porn. You ever see those chat windows that open up on those sites? I always just close them cause I thought they were spam but check this shit out.

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    I have Pussy Warts. Just kidding Im clean. Sort of.

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    Any Whitney Houston Day Holiday Plans?

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    This sex chat network is kinda cool.

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    ok nevermind..... Have fun jerking off Homo.


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    Was someone actually typing :scratch:
     
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    I sure was! :c
     
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    RH Goatcabin One Man Four Banner Mafia 2010 OG POTY The Bar VIP Gold

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    I will not give this thread the AQT. :up: stamp, sorry son, you can do better.
     
  7. blairg

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    :hug:
     
  8. Mr. Potato Head

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    Fuck off, shit mult cunt. :coffee:


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  9. blairg

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    I just looked at my porn window, I had to ask :dontknow:
     
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    idiotbox Looking for a dime and found a quarter. VIP

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    you were chatting with yourself.
     
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    :mad:
     
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    :c
     
  13. BleedingGums

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    this
     
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    when I masturbate, I think of blairg :jerk:
     
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    that's smoe funny shit. next time type back an tell her to come to Dawgs. we could use some more funny posters to counterbalance the schmoopy types. :D
     
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    I would typed back if I noticed at the time. I was busy furiously masturbating :c
     
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    I am not a cunt :bigcry:

    well, maybe I am, but not to YOU
     
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    :hhh:
     
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