whenever i'm down-wind of a bum, a gross person, or a dead animal

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  1. Harry Gibbs

    Harry Gibbs the boss of all men

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    i hold my breath or actively exhale through my mouth and nose so i don't accidentally get exposed to their gross germs.
     
  2. Harry Gibbs

    Harry Gibbs the boss of all men

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    btw...this is 100% true. it was very pronounced tonight when i was on a bike ride on a multipurpose trail and the homeless people were out in droves because it's nice outside tonight.
     
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    you live in the sticks. you have bums?
     
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    it's not their fault they're homeless
     
  5. Harry Gibbs

    Harry Gibbs the boss of all men

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    i don't live in the sticks. it's just not a far drive to get to the sticks once you get out of the city.
     
  6. Harry Gibbs

    Harry Gibbs the boss of all men

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    it's not my fault i'm homed.
     
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    I walked by a homeless person on Market Street once and threw up about 3 secs later. I also do this if I have to take something to the dumps.
     
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    Oh god, Dinkus. This morning in the grocery store there was an old man who had incontinence problems, evidently. :shithead: I kept having to pass him in different aisles, and I held my breath each time. I think he must've peed himself every day for 28 years and never changed his pants. I wanted to go home and take a shower after that. Blech. :shakey:
     
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    ever eat a bum's pubes?
     
  10. Gas Face

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    Well fuck you then.
     
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    in the sticks they're known as hobos
     
  12. Harry Gibbs

    Harry Gibbs the boss of all men

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    :jj: that is so gross!

    i think i have super-sensitive sense of smell and so any thought of smelling something bad just grosses me out. my buddy last week told me to tell him what he ate for lunch in his office because i told him it smelled bad. i sniffed a little and said "it smells like ham and rice."

    he had ham fried rice.

    i'd never even really heard of such a thing.
     
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    good point
    ever pay a homeless person for sex?
     
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    After reading this I'd love your input on my poll! :grad:
     
  15. Harry Gibbs

    Harry Gibbs the boss of all men

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    :jj: i've done that! i hold my breath walking up to the dump/dumpster and then when i walk away i exhale violently until i'm out of funk range.
     
  16. Harry Gibbs

    Harry Gibbs the boss of all men

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    what poll? :cheer:
     
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    I do the same
     
  18. Harry Gibbs

    Harry Gibbs the boss of all men

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    omg.

    dude. why you be so mean to me?

    hobos have a code. and that code involves rape.
     
  19. Harry Gibbs

    Harry Gibbs the boss of all men

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    :lo5:
     
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    i once traded a homeless person a jr. bacon cheeseburger from wendy's for sex. does that count?