Whenever you're away from me ........Wherever you go...You're never far away from me

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  1. Super Mario

    Super Mario Well-Known Member

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    I want you to know
    I only have to close my eyes dear
    And suddenly I'm where you are
    You better never stray
    'Cos I'll never be far away:smiley:
     
  2. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP Gold

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    FatKidSullivan Smoking Cigars

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    Who is this thread dedicated to Mario?
     
  4. gilaet

    gilaet mind wandering... Gold

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    You know what Stuart? I like you. You're not like the other people here
    in the trailer park. Oh no, don't get me wrong, they're fine people, good
    Americans. But they're content to sit back, maybe watch a little Mork and
    Mindy on channel 57. Maybe kick back a cool Coors 16-ouncer. They're
    good fine people, Stuart. But they don't know what the queers are doing
    to the soil.

    You know that Johnny Werzner kid - the kid who delivers papers in the
    neighborhood? He's a fine kid. Some of the neighbors say he smokes
    crack, but I don't believe it. Anyway, for his 10th birthday, all he
    wanted was a burrow owl, just like his old man. "Dad, get me a burrow
    owl. I'll never ask for anything else as long as I live". So the guy
    breaks down and buys him a burrow owl. Anyway at 10:30 the other night I
    go out into my yard and there's the Werzner kid looking up in the tree. I
    said, "What are you looking for?" He said, "I'm looking for my burrow
    owl." I say, "Jumping Jesus on a pogo stick! Everybody knows that a
    burrow owl lives in a hole in the ground! Why the hell do you think they
    call it a burrow owl, anyway?!" Now Stuart, do you think a kid like that
    is gonna know what the queers are doing to the soil?

    I first became aware of this, about 10 years ago, the summer my oldest boy
    Bill Jr. died. You know that carnival that comes to town every year?
    Well this year it came with a ride called the Mixer. The man said "Keep
    your head and arms inside the mixer at all times." But Bill Jr., he was a
    daredevil, just like his old man. He was leaning out saying, "Hey
    everybody! Look at me, look at me!" POW! He was decapitated. They found
    his head over by the snowcone concession. A few days after that, I open
    up the mail and there's a pamphlet in there, from Pueblo, Colorado. And
    it's addressed to Bill Jr. And it's entitled, "Do you know what the
    queers are doing to our soil?"

    Now Stuart, if you look at the soil around any large U.S. city with a big
    underground homosexual population - Des Moines, Iowa, perfect example.
    Look at the soil around Des Moines, Stuart. You can't build on it, you
    can't grow anything in it. The government says it's due to poor farming.
    But I know what's really going on, Stuart. I know it's the queers.
    They're in it with the aliens. They're building landing strips for gay
    Martians. I swear to God.

    You know what Stuart, I like you. You're not like the other people, here
    in the trailer park
     
  5. Super Mario

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    everyone.......call the police cause I aint goin no where.
     
  6. Super Mario

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  8. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP Gold

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    This rules :dancin:


    [video=youtube;IHADXTs2RJ0]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IHADXTs2RJ0[/video]
     
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  10. FlaFlaFlunkie

    FlaFlaFlunkie Fabulous!

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    [video=youtube;OMOGaugKpzs]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OMOGaugKpzs[/video]Stalker alert! :hide:
     
  11. BrulesRules

    BrulesRules Just grab 'em in the biscuits VIP

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    The Police
    "Every Breath You Take"

    Every breath you take
    Every move you make
    Every bond you break
    Every step you take
    I'll be watching you.

    Every single day
    Every word you say
    Every game you play
    Every night you stay
    I'll be watching you.

    Oh can't you see
    You belong to me?
    How my poor heart aches with every step you take.

    Every move you make
    Every vow you break
    Every smile you fake
    Every claim you stake
    I'll be watching you.

    Since you've gone I've been lost without a trace.
    I dream at night, I can only see your face.
    I look around but it's you I can't replace.
    I feel so cold, and I long for your embrace.
    I keep crying baby, baby please...

    Every move you make
    Every vow you break
    Every smile you fake
    Every claim you stake
    I'll be watching you.

    Every move you make
    Every vow you break
    Every smile you fake
    Every claim you stake
    I'll be watching you...
     
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    BrulesRules Just grab 'em in the biscuits VIP

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  13. Super Mario

    Super Mario Well-Known Member

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    thats a really cute remix . thats going on the Mario jogging playlist.

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    P-B Honourary Canuck Gold

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    Who did Chriza text that to?
     
  15. Super Mario

    Super Mario Well-Known Member

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    :jj:
     
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    FtM Starless & Bible Black Gold

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    Space Channel 5!!!

    OMG I used to play that on the Dreamcast! :wub:
     
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    Love that Dead Milkmen song.
     
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    FlaFlaFlunkie Fabulous!

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    I was gonna say... "I know that bitch didn't just echo me!" :jj:
     
  19. Super Mario

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    [video=youtube;ZY0mtD7zzUE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZY0mtD7zzUE[/video]
     
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    Gitfiddle Live Deliciously

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